Answer: A needle! 🧵
Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! 😄👀
Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 11, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Umi (Guest) on March 7, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Shamim (Guest) on March 1, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Fikiri (Guest) on February 28, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 28, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Nuru (Guest) on February 26, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Ali (Guest) on February 26, 2017
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 17, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 6, 2017
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Rahim (Guest) on January 27, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Mwagonda (Guest) on January 26, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Daudi (Guest) on January 26, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Issa (Guest) on January 21, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 7, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 1, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Halima (Guest) on December 28, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 25, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Baraka (Guest) on December 23, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Abubakar (Guest) on December 12, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Rukia (Guest) on December 2, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 28, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Nasra (Guest) on November 26, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 21, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Zawadi (Guest) on November 7, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 5, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 29, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 27, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Amina (Guest) on October 19, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 16, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Kazija (Guest) on October 7, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 5, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Irene Makena (Guest) on October 5, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 27, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Jabir (Guest) on September 22, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 31, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 19, 2016
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Saidi (Guest) on August 11, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 11, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 1, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 30, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 25, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Zawadi (Guest) on July 11, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 13, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Kheri (Guest) on June 10, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 31, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 19, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Fadhili (Guest) on May 14, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 5, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 24, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Jafari (Guest) on April 20, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 16, 2016
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 13, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 12, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Binti (Guest) on April 5, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Fadhila (Guest) on April 1, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Fadhili (Guest) on March 31, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Latifa (Guest) on March 30, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
Sarafina (Guest) on March 16, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 14, 2016
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 14, 2016
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋