What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 18, 2024

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 18, 2024

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Amir (Guest) on July 31, 2024

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Arifa (Guest) on July 28, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 11, 2024

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 8, 2024

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 28, 2024

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 20, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 14, 2024

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 5, 2024

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 27, 2024

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Omari (Guest) on May 23, 2024

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Mchawi (Guest) on May 15, 2024

😂 This joke just made my day!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 14, 2024

😆 This one really got me!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 10, 2024

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 19, 2024

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Binti (Guest) on April 16, 2024

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Hassan (Guest) on April 8, 2024

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 4, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 2, 2024

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 30, 2024

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 15, 2024

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Salima (Guest) on March 7, 2024

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Fikiri (Guest) on March 6, 2024

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 6, 2024

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 5, 2024

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 7, 2024

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Chum (Guest) on January 5, 2024

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 3, 2024

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 2, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 22, 2023

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 19, 2023

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Chum (Guest) on December 16, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Sarafina (Guest) on December 15, 2023

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 6, 2023

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Majid (Guest) on December 4, 2023

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Farida (Guest) on November 25, 2023

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 21, 2023

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 8, 2023

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 1, 2023

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 21, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 18, 2023

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 14, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 10, 2023

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Salima (Guest) on October 5, 2023

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 5, 2023

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 30, 2023

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Makame (Guest) on September 24, 2023

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

John Kamande (Guest) on September 22, 2023

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 16, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 12, 2023

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 6, 2023

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 5, 2023

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 2, 2023

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 28, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Rahim (Guest) on August 14, 2023

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 2, 2023

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 1, 2023

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 29, 2023

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Shamim (Guest) on July 27, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️