What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? 🐿️❤️
A nutty love letter! 💌🥜
Explanation:
This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! 🐿️❤️💌🥜
Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 16, 2024
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 25, 2024
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 14, 2024
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Halimah (Guest) on August 3, 2024
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 30, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 20, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Fatuma (Guest) on July 16, 2024
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 13, 2024
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
George Ndungu (Guest) on June 29, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 28, 2024
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 21, 2024
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Maida (Guest) on June 20, 2024
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 8, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Sekela (Guest) on May 30, 2024
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 25, 2024
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 23, 2024
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Mwinyi (Guest) on May 20, 2024
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 13, 2024
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Shani (Guest) on May 10, 2024
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 5, 2024
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Ann Awino (Guest) on April 23, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 19, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 15, 2024
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Selemani (Guest) on April 11, 2024
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
George Tenga (Guest) on April 6, 2024
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 2, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 31, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Yahya (Guest) on March 21, 2024
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 14, 2024
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Jaffar (Guest) on March 14, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Hekima (Guest) on February 6, 2024
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Khadija (Guest) on February 6, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 30, 2024
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 28, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Husna (Guest) on January 24, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Jaffar (Guest) on January 23, 2024
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 14, 2024
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 11, 2024
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 4, 2024
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
John Malisa (Guest) on January 3, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Nasra (Guest) on December 31, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 29, 2023
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 26, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Abubakar (Guest) on December 24, 2023
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 22, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Faiza (Guest) on December 22, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 7, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Sultan (Guest) on December 5, 2023
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 1, 2023
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Nashon (Guest) on November 30, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 27, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Nyota (Guest) on November 15, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Warda (Guest) on November 13, 2023
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Athumani (Guest) on November 8, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Baridi (Guest) on October 26, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 21, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Yusra (Guest) on October 20, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 8, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Abdullah (Guest) on September 28, 2023
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 22, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂