Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! 🎵😂
Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! 🎸🥁🎤
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 22, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 18, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 18, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 17, 2024
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Abdullah (Guest) on August 15, 2024
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Salma (Guest) on August 12, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 11, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
John Malisa (Guest) on August 10, 2024
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 17, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Kazija (Guest) on July 17, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Faiza (Guest) on July 12, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 11, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 10, 2024
😄 You got me!
Maneno (Guest) on July 4, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Hamida (Guest) on June 22, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Mzee (Guest) on June 21, 2024
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Khadija (Guest) on June 16, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 8, 2024
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 7, 2024
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 27, 2024
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 26, 2024
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 13, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 11, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 5, 2024
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 30, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Nasra (Guest) on April 24, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 19, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Fatuma (Guest) on April 11, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Bakari (Guest) on April 7, 2024
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 6, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 19, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 25, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 23, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 18, 2024
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Juma (Guest) on February 12, 2024
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 24, 2024
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 9, 2024
😅 I needed that!
Shamim (Guest) on January 4, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 28, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Shabani (Guest) on December 27, 2023
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 7, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Hamida (Guest) on December 6, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 6, 2023
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Abubakar (Guest) on December 1, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 21, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
David Ochieng (Guest) on November 16, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Mohamed (Guest) on November 14, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 12, 2023
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 12, 2023
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Shamim (Guest) on November 9, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 8, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Habiba (Guest) on November 4, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
James Malima (Guest) on October 26, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Selemani (Guest) on October 25, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 24, 2023
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 16, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Biashara (Guest) on October 10, 2023
🤣 This joke is too good!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 2, 2023
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 27, 2023
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 23, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶