Hii ndio Bongo
Ilikuwa Ijumaa mida ya saa 10 jioni, mzee mmoja aliingia na kibinti kizuri kwenye yard ya magari mapya.
MZEE: Chagua gari unalotaka mpenzi….kabinti akazunguka yard yote mwisho akachagua Verrosa metallic .
BINTI: Mi naitaka hii
MZEE: Hakuna tatizo kabisaaa, mtoto mzuri kama wewe lazima upate gari uloichagua mwenyewe. Mzee akatoa kitabu cha cheki na kuandika palepale na kumpa mwenye yard
MUUZAJI: Sasa Mzee kwa kuwa umetoa cheki, gari utakuja chukua Jumatatu tukishahakikisha kuwa Account yako ina pesa benki. Naomba namba yako ya simu Mzee
MZEE: Hakuna tatizo (akampa namba). Haya twende zetu sweetie Jumatatu tunakuja wote kuchukua gari lako…
Siku ya Jumatatu mwenye yard kampigia simu Mzee.
MUUZAJI: We Mzee kavu sana, akaunti yako haina hata senti tano.
MZEE: Hilo nilijua, lakini wiki endi yangu ilikuwa tamu sana.
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Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 19, 2024
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Guest (Guest) on December 8, 2025
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Guest (Guest) on December 7, 2025
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Guest (Guest) on December 5, 2025
ABU MAHEMBE muziki kibao kinaitwa WABAYA skia ..
kimwana napambana iwe usiku iwe mchana
walimwengu kwawaganga kwangu mikosi nanyingi lana nikipi nilichowakosea mi nakumbuka
mamalisema mwanangu kuwa utayaona ndohaya najionea nababa nae
akakoleeza. nenda zako ukitenda wema walimwengu hatuna jema siwana taka niteketeza walimwengu nilegezee!!
kwel asiefunza namama hawa walimwengu darasa walah tena wanakondesha !! waneza
ficha ukweli uliowazi wakafichuwa uwongo ulojificha walimwengu kamera utapigwa picha kuwa nao makini hilo nakupa hutoweza wote kuwalizisha waliwalizishe wachache utaoweza kumbuka binadam hapendwi nawote ..? mistar haijaisha
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Guest (Guest) on December 5, 2025
ABU MAHEMBE muziki kibao kinaitwa WABAYA skia ..
kimwana napambana iwe usiku iwe mchana
walimwengu kwawaganga kwangu mikosi nanyingi lana nikipi nilichowakosea mi nakumbuka
mamalisema mwanangu kuwa utayaona ndohaya najionea nababa nae
akakoleeza. nenda zako ukitenda wema walimwengu hatuna jema siwana taka niteketeza walimwengu nilegezee!!
kwel asiefunza namama hawa walimwengu darasa walah tena wanakondesha !! waneza
ficha ukweli uliowazi wakafichuwa uwongo ulojificha walimwengu kamera utapigwa picha kuwa nao makini hilo nakupa hutoweza wote kuwalizisha waliwalizishe wachache utaoweza kumbuka binadam hapendwi nawote ..? mistar haijaisha
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Guest (Guest) on December 5, 2025
"TANGAZO
"TANGAZO
mimi nikiwa kama rais wamyoyo napenda kuwatangazia kuwa kwanzi leo moyo umestafu kazi nanafasi hiyo ataishika figo samahani sana kwausumbufu utakao jitokeza najuwa ningum kumwambia mpenz wako
figo langu limetokea kukupenda ila mtazea2 moyo umeteseka sana
kila ki2 moyo
ila inatosha ninzam yafigo
Guest (Guest) on December 5, 2025
sikia mashaili aya kipaji kipo muziki
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niende sokon kununua nyama m
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Guest (Guest) on December 5, 2025
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Guest (Guest) on December 5, 2025
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Guest (Guest) on December 4, 2025
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2.upendo wangu kwako ulikuwa kama chakula sijui taishije bila kula
3.we ndoulikuwa dereva walangu gari umeondoka tapata ajari
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Guest (Guest) on December 4, 2025
".yani".wemjinga".
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Guest (Guest) on December 4, 2025
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baby mtoto
unakubali
hani unakubali my chokret unakubali
bado my choko nayo tukubali mpenz wangu mwanzo alikuwa ananita my tumeachana ananita we chokotu nimeonganisha nimepata my choko
Guest (Guest) on December 4, 2025
TANGAZO TANGAZO
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ABU
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Guest (Guest) on November 13, 2025
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Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 15, 2024
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Guest (Guest) on November 13, 2025
ABU MAHEMBE
Lizki nilizki tu
Shehe mmoja alipokuwa anatoka msikitini
Akaona kitamba kizulii kama kimefungwa nakitu ndani yake akikichukua nakufungua akakuta zahabu.
Akakikunja vilevile nakukiweka pale pale akaenda kwake nakumuadisia mkewe mkewangu leo wakati napita pale pamoja naile nembo nimeogota zahabu mke akastuka tumekuwa matajili tumekua matajili mmewangu ikowapi mme akajibu sikufanikiwa kuileta mkewangu hawezi juwa inavitu gani mke akalamika akafoka yani a a hatakama ndo shehe unaacha utajir unauwona hapana wemwanaume mume akamjibu kama niliziki itakuja hapahpa ndani mkea analiatu umeacha utajili naizi shidazetu hapana
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Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😊😂
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 11, 2024
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Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 15, 2023
😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!
Mariam (Guest) on December 11, 2023
🤣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!
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Nimefurahia hii sana! 😆😊
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Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! 😆
Selemani (Guest) on November 2, 2023
Brilliant! Muda wake ulikuwa kamili! ⏰
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Sikutarajia hiyo punchline—kichekesho! 🤣
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