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Angalia Kiingereza kilivyoniponza

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Shikamoo kingereza..!

Baada ya kufika Kempiski nikaona menu imeandikwa:

Sauteed white corn, rare lucy beans, garnished with rift potatoes & topped with organic unprocessed guacamole!

Price: TSH 44,000/=

Nikaagiza!

Nilipoletewa ndio nagundua kwamba:Β ni makande na parachichiΒ ..πŸ€”

hapo ndo unagundua mwalimu wa kiingereza alikuwa sio mtu wa mchezo mchezoπŸ€’πŸ’¨

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