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2. Kwenu kuchafu mpaka mende zinatema mate.
3. Vile wewe mfupi, ukipiga picha ya passport inatokea full.
4. Ati(house) yenu ina gate lakini hakuna fence.
5. Baba alienda ku buy ngombe akaona ikikojoa akasema sitaki hiyo imetoboka.
6.Wee mblack mpaka ukikutana na mzungu afternoon anakusalimia: Good evening.
7. Mko wengi kwa house mpaka kuna rush hours na kukinyesha kunakuwa na jam.
8. Paka yenu noma mpaka ikishika panya inaomba chumvi, fork na pilipili.
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10.Wewe ni mweusi ukikanyanga makaa unawacha footprint nyeusi.
11. Kwenyu mkikunywa maji mnaitisha toothpick
12. We ni mbishi hadi ulikataa kuzaliwa uchi
13. Kwenu kuna insecurity ikifika usiku hadi geti mnaingiza ndani
14. Kwenu ni wengi sana hadi mmeweka round about ndani.
15. Wewe ni mlafi hadi maji uliyochemshia mayai unayafanya supu.
16. We ni mjinga sana hadi blood test ulifeli.
17. Una chogo refu hadi ukigeuka haraka unaweza kuliona.
18. Una kichwa kikubwa hadi ukiingia kwenye daladala konda anakwambia "abiria usiingie na mizigo, tunaweka juu kwenye carrier
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hawazeeki??bit????
hawazeeki??bit???? hawazeeki??bit????
hawazeeki
aaoooo oooo oooo
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au ndo stendi mpya myaka yote..so yazamanii
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mhh iri goma noma. make kwanza ncheke watoto waefumbili mbona hawaelewekiiooo ooo ooo
hawazeeki??bit????
hawazeeki??bit???? hawazeeki??bit????
hawazeeki
aaoooo oooo oooo
myaka yote watoto paka lini..watoto waefumbili hamzeki nyinyi
au ndo stendi mpya myaka yote..so yazamanii
kunakigoma mtaa fulanii wanasuta watoto waefumbiliaoo bichikoko mara sinza kula nyama watoto waefumbiliaoo hawataki swaga kipenda roho chao mane watoto aoo kila kona mitandaon wametrend watoto aoo wana myaka namyaka kwaniniwao hawazeeki watoto aoo oooo ooo hawazeeki??biti?? hawazeeki??biti??
hawazeeki??biti??
.....?jamani huu niwimbo wasinger nimeuwandika mimi apa
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,stor yangu
kitaani kwetu kulikuwa nadem nampend sana ira kila nikimfata ananikataa kwavile nimaskini et tampa nini
siku moja
katika pita pita zangu nikaona kitamba kichafu kimefungwa fungwa vizuri watu wanakipita wanaenda wanakipit wanaenda mimi nilivokiona nikaona kama kunakitu ndani yakile kitambaa nilikuwa nimevaa nguo chafu sana maisha yangu yalikuwa dolo niko nazurula maeneo yasokoni nikainama nakukiogoa kile kitambaa watu wananishanga vp yule amekuwa chizi mimi kukifungua ivi kile kitambaa nikakuta pande ladhahabu nikatoka mbio kuelekea nyumba watu ndo wakanza amekuwa chiz chiz mana nilikimbia mwendo wangili mkia juu nilipofika hom nikapitiliza mbele kuiyuza nikaludi nyumbani namabod gad nagar kar nasut kali nadereva anaeniendesha
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PATI2 INAKUJA TUJUE IRIKUWAJE itafute pati tu umu umu ujue ilikuwaje hi nipati.1
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yaa uku nimeshika ile brufukesi yapesa nalinga nikikumbuka shida nilizopitia madem wananizarau natamba vibaya nikiwa pale yule dem alie nikataaga akaja kwaharaka hakunijua akawa anawambia marafikizake duu ningepataga mwanaume kama huyu ila micjui namkos wanaume wote wanaonifata nimaskini2 wakutupwa apo hajajua kama uyo anaemzungumzia nimimi alienikataaga kisa nimaskini ndo marafikizake wakamwambia ww sulisemaga alikutongoza mkubali yule dem akajibu nani siyule mkaka ndo akajua kama nimimi apo nisha kuwa tajir wakutupwa sielewi nimenunua nyumba yaghorofa namagar.5 yakifahari alafu bado namipesa shazi yule dem alipojua nimimi akanita abuu nakupenda mimi nikamwangalia nikamjibu umenipenda kwavile umeona nahela nikamsonya kwazalau alafu nikamuamulu bodigad anifungulie mlango wagar nisepe zangu ile nageuka ningie kwenyegari nikaskia mtu ananipiga kofi lamgongo weeABU amka twende shamba ety kumbe mda wote uwo nilikuwa naota mama ndo ananiamsha asubuh twende shamba aaaaah ira ndoto
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3.ukubwa so madaraka hata mlango nimkubwa ira mwenye madalaka kufuri
4.hata babu alikuwa kijana
5.mtaji wamaskini nguvuzake mwenyewe
6.kura iri usife utashibaga mbele
7.maskini habagui chakula
8.jogoo washamba hawiki mjini
9.kuku mgeni hakosi kamba mguni
10.usishangae mimi kuwa maskini wanoti kashangae makaburini watu wanapandwa rakini hawaoti
11.alie sema sasampa maskini tunakosa madem uku kira dem toa sasampa
12.tambua kila lenyemwanzo linamwisho hatamwisho unamwishowake.....?
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changamoto
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elewa
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:MASHAIRI:
mitihani yamungu
haina..darasa
nakitabu chashida.
hakioneshi ukulasa
mwanadam
changamoto
zinatunguza kwaghazabuu!
wengi wamepotea
kwaizi shida natabu..
usitwone kituko
kama kwako maisha angarau..?
maskini tunayoyapitia kilasiku twashuka dau... tunayavumilia ayaa maiisha.. ira yanatesa kwazamu
enjoi leo kunywa bia.. ira tambua maisha daraja ukiskia nyuma geuka
wakwanza wamwisho wakwanza..
elewa
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