A rabbit's favorite kind of music is "Hip-Hop"! 🐇🎵
Explanation: This plays on the wordplay between a rabbit's "hip" nature, as they hop around, and the music genre "Hip-Hop". It brings a cheerful tone to the question, creating a funny and lighthearted atmosphere. The use of the rabbit emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the joke.
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If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Nchi (Guest) on December 12, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Mchuma (Guest) on December 2, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 25, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 20, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 19, 2016
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 10, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Saidi (Guest) on November 10, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 24, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 12, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Mzee (Guest) on October 9, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Ramadhan (Guest) on October 9, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 7, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 7, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Mchawi (Guest) on October 6, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 5, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 3, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
James Malima (Guest) on September 29, 2016
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 23, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Mwakisu (Guest) on September 21, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 5, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Zakaria (Guest) on September 3, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
James Kawawa (Guest) on August 21, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 20, 2016
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Selemani (Guest) on July 28, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 25, 2016
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Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 21, 2016
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Rehema (Guest) on July 15, 2016
😁 This is gold!
Kiza (Guest) on July 12, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 12, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 10, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
David Chacha (Guest) on July 1, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 29, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 27, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 19, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Hamida (Guest) on June 5, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 31, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 26, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Daudi (Guest) on May 25, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 18, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 3, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Maneno (Guest) on April 28, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 27, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Makame (Guest) on April 27, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Maneno (Guest) on April 22, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 2, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 31, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 27, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 21, 2016
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Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 10, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 10, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔