Answer: The turkey stayed in a "gobble-tel"! π¦π¨
Explanation: This humorous answer plays on the word "hotel" by replacing it with "gobble-tel," creating a funny image of the turkey enjoying a little vacation before being roasted. The use of the turkey emoji adds to the playful and cheerful tone of the response.
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 21, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 20, 2024
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Hamida (Guest) on September 14, 2024
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 5, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 29, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 24, 2024
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 21, 2024
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 17, 2024
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 9, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Mzee (Guest) on July 31, 2024
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 31, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 21, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Nuru (Guest) on July 20, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 19, 2024
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 17, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
Sekela (Guest) on July 7, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 4, 2024
π This just made my day!
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 2, 2024
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 29, 2024
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 28, 2024
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 27, 2024
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Fadhili (Guest) on June 24, 2024
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 17, 2024
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Kheri (Guest) on June 16, 2024
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Zakaria (Guest) on June 16, 2024
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 9, 2024
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Tambwe (Guest) on June 6, 2024
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 3, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Farida (Guest) on May 25, 2024
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 17, 2024
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Sultan (Guest) on May 11, 2024
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 23, 2024
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Kiza (Guest) on April 17, 2024
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Hamida (Guest) on April 15, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 13, 2024
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 5, 2024
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 4, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Chum (Guest) on April 2, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Sofia (Guest) on March 16, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Yusuf (Guest) on March 5, 2024
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 27, 2024
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 21, 2024
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
David Sokoine (Guest) on February 17, 2024
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 16, 2024
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Yusuf (Guest) on February 13, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 9, 2024
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 1, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 28, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Hamida (Guest) on January 22, 2024
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
David Musyoka (Guest) on January 4, 2024
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Selemani (Guest) on December 25, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 14, 2023
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 9, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
George Mallya (Guest) on December 3, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Tambwe (Guest) on December 1, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 23, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Yusra (Guest) on November 15, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 30, 2023
π Too good!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 29, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 3, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ