Short Answer: They hit a lot of fowl balls! π¦βΎοΈ
Explanation: When turkeys play baseball, they tend to hit a lot of fowl balls instead of fair balls! This play on words is amusing because "fowl" refers to both the bird itself (turkey) and an unsuccessful hit in baseball. So, expect a lot of unexpected, turkey-related baseball mishaps when these feathered creatures take the field! π€£
Shamsa (Guest) on August 30, 2017
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Sekela (Guest) on August 26, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Kiza (Guest) on August 26, 2017
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 24, 2017
π Iβm dying!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 18, 2017
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Nashon (Guest) on August 17, 2017
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 16, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Maulid (Guest) on August 10, 2017
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 6, 2017
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 30, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
James Mduma (Guest) on July 29, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Biashara (Guest) on July 14, 2017
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 13, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 11, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Nuru (Guest) on June 25, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 24, 2017
π This is pure brilliance!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 8, 2017
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
John Kamande (Guest) on June 6, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Josephine (Guest) on May 29, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 21, 2017
π I had to share this with everyone!
Hassan (Guest) on May 18, 2017
π Mood instantly lifted!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 16, 2017
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 9, 2017
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 5, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Zubeida (Guest) on May 3, 2017
π This just made my day!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 29, 2017
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 28, 2017
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 24, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 14, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Sarafina (Guest) on April 13, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
David Kawawa (Guest) on April 4, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Latifa (Guest) on April 3, 2017
π This is too funny!
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 28, 2017
π Iβm still cracking up!
Josephine (Guest) on March 27, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 17, 2017
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Halimah (Guest) on March 11, 2017
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 7, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Salima (Guest) on March 1, 2017
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 28, 2017
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 23, 2017
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Nasra (Guest) on February 14, 2017
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Rashid (Guest) on February 8, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 8, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Ahmed (Guest) on February 1, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 27, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 27, 2017
π Too good!
Faiza (Guest) on January 20, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Salima (Guest) on January 20, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 7, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 6, 2017
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 25, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 17, 2016
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 16, 2016
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 13, 2016
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 13, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 24, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 19, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 19, 2016
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 8, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨