What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?

Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 24, 2024

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Mwinyi (Guest) on September 19, 2024

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 17, 2024

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Nashon (Guest) on September 15, 2024

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Mariam (Guest) on September 7, 2024

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 3, 2024

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 2, 2024

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 1, 2024

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 26, 2024

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 23, 2024

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Nassar (Guest) on August 18, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 14, 2024

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on July 22, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 13, 2024

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 8, 2024

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 8, 2024

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 8, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Habiba (Guest) on July 6, 2024

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 27, 2024

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 1, 2024

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 25, 2024

🤣 This one’s fire!

Sharifa (Guest) on May 24, 2024

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 19, 2024

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 19, 2024

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Nahida (Guest) on May 17, 2024

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Jaffar (Guest) on May 2, 2024

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Nuru (Guest) on April 26, 2024

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 26, 2024

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Chiku (Guest) on April 24, 2024

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 23, 2024

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Hamida (Guest) on April 14, 2024

🤣 This joke is too good!

Kassim (Guest) on March 30, 2024

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 16, 2024

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

John Mwangi (Guest) on March 7, 2024

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 26, 2024

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Zulekha (Guest) on February 23, 2024

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 21, 2024

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 19, 2024

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

George Ndungu (Guest) on February 18, 2024

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Zakaria (Guest) on February 13, 2024

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Selemani (Guest) on January 31, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 30, 2024

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Rubea (Guest) on January 21, 2024

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Jamila (Guest) on January 16, 2024

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mwinyi (Guest) on January 11, 2024

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 31, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Husna (Guest) on December 30, 2023

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Warda (Guest) on December 27, 2023

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 26, 2023

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 13, 2023

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Zakaria (Guest) on December 5, 2023

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 18, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 16, 2023

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Rahim (Guest) on November 11, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 7, 2023

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 25, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 24, 2023

😂 This is too funny!

Makame (Guest) on October 22, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Abdillah (Guest) on October 21, 2023

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 14, 2023

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️