Question: What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
Answer: Boo-berries! ๐ป๐ซ
Explanation: Ghosts are often associated with saying "boo!" to scare people, and berries are a type of fruit. By combining these two elements, we create a pun on the word "blueberries" to form "boo-berries." It's a playful and creative way to associate ghosts with their favorite fruit, and the ghost emoji adds a fun touch to the answer!
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George Ndungu (Guest) on July 30, 2019
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Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 12, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 8, 2019
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Hashim (Guest) on July 5, 2019
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Chiku (Guest) on June 30, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 23, 2019
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Maulid (Guest) on June 2, 2019
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Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 2, 2019
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Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 17, 2019
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Rahma (Guest) on May 16, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 14, 2019
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Mzee (Guest) on May 12, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 11, 2019
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Sekela (Guest) on May 11, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 9, 2019
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Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 1, 2019
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 20, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
George Mallya (Guest) on April 5, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Athumani (Guest) on April 1, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 31, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 19, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 17, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 28, 2019
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 10, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Abubakari (Guest) on February 2, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Omar (Guest) on January 24, 2019
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Amir (Guest) on January 24, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Kheri (Guest) on January 24, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Mgeni (Guest) on January 23, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 19, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 18, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 14, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Ndoto (Guest) on January 12, 2019
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Asha (Guest) on January 12, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 29, 2018
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Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 18, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 14, 2018
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Maneno (Guest) on December 5, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 4, 2018
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Daudi (Guest) on December 4, 2018
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Mwinyi (Guest) on December 3, 2018
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Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 26, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 22, 2018
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Hawa (Guest) on November 18, 2018
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Abubakar (Guest) on November 17, 2018
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George Wanjala (Guest) on November 16, 2018
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Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 2, 2018
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Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 31, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 19, 2018
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Raha (Guest) on October 10, 2018
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Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 3, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 23, 2018
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