Short Answer: A "Door!" 🚪
Explanation: A door gives you the power to walk through a wall because it magically opens up a pathway for you! Just like a superhero, you can simply turn the doorknob and enter a room, leaving the wall behind. Who needs super strength when you have the incredible power of a door? It's like having your very own secret portal! So next time you encounter a wall, remember that all you need is a trusty door to make it disappear. Happy wall-walking adventures! 🦸♀️🚪🚶♀️
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 8, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 2, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
John Malisa (Guest) on September 29, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 26, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Kazija (Guest) on September 8, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 6, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Zainab (Guest) on August 24, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Furaha (Guest) on August 20, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 15, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 9, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 5, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Mazrui (Guest) on August 3, 2020
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Mjaka (Guest) on August 1, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Mazrui (Guest) on July 23, 2020
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Maida (Guest) on July 15, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 13, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Juma (Guest) on July 8, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Bakari (Guest) on June 22, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Chum (Guest) on June 18, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 7, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Mjaka (Guest) on June 3, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Nassar (Guest) on May 26, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Kheri (Guest) on May 24, 2020
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Kassim (Guest) on May 24, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Baraka (Guest) on May 7, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 4, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 25, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Rubea (Guest) on April 19, 2020
🤣 This joke is too good!
Biashara (Guest) on April 16, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Amina (Guest) on April 8, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 5, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Yusra (Guest) on April 2, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 31, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 13, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 9, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
David Kawawa (Guest) on March 4, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 2, 2020
😁 This made my day!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 1, 2020
😁 Added to my favorites!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 29, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 25, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 20, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
George Wanjala (Guest) on February 19, 2020
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
David Chacha (Guest) on February 17, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Husna (Guest) on February 15, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 5, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Yusra (Guest) on January 21, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 19, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Jabir (Guest) on January 7, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Nassor (Guest) on December 28, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Maida (Guest) on December 25, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 23, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Mjaka (Guest) on December 11, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
James Kawawa (Guest) on December 8, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 4, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Mwalimu (Guest) on December 1, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 25, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 12, 2019
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 6, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Husna (Guest) on October 26, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
David Kawawa (Guest) on October 21, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰