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Angalia kilichojiri katika semina ya wanandoa kuhusu upendo

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Kulikuwa na semina ya wanawake kuhusu namna ya kuishi kwa upendo katika ndoa.
Mwalimu aliwauliza ni wangapi wanawapenda waume zao? Wote wakanyoosha mikono kama ishara ya kuwa wanawapenda waume zao.
Mwalimu akauliza tena, β€œNi lini mara ya mwisho umemwambia mumeo β€œNakupenda Mpenzi”?

Majibu yalikuwa kama ifuatavyo:
Wengine wakisema Asubuhi ya leo,
Wengine jana,
Wengine wiki iliyopita
Wengine mwezi uliopita
Na wengine wakasema hawakumbuki!
Mwalimu aliwapa kazi kila mwanasemina achukue simu yake na kumtumia mume wake meseji yenye neno β€œNAKUPENDA MPENZI”
Baada ya meseji kwenda aliwaamuru kubadilishana simu kila mtu na jirani yake.
Kila mwanasemina aliambiwa kusoma meseji za majibu kwenye simu aliyoshika

Simu ya 1 – β€œSamahani, nani mwenzangu”!
Simu ya 2 – β€œSamahani, wrong number”!
Simu ya 3 – β€œSi nimekuambia usinitumie messages kwenye namba hii”!
Simu ya 4 – β€œMh! leo mvua itanyesha”!
Simu ya 5 – β€œNikija tutaongea zaidi”!
Simu ya 6 – β€œβ€¦β€¦Imedhibitishwa umepokea Tsh300,000 kutoka kwa ……”!
Simu ya 7 – β€œMe too”!
Simu ya 6 – β€œHuu ujumbe ndio ulikuwa unamtumia huyo hawara yako ee, leo utanikoma”!

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Chum (Guest) on December 19, 2019

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