Short Answer: A soccer team of spiders! π·οΈβ½οΈ
Explanation: The riddle asks what has 18 legs and catches flies, so the humorous answer suggests a soccer team made up of spiders. Spiders are known for having eight legs each, so if we imagine a whole team of them playing soccer, they would have a combined total of 18 legs. And since spiders are great at catching flies, it adds a playful twist to the riddle. The emoji of a spider and a soccer ball further enhances the humor and adds a cheerful touch to the response.
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 15, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 13, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 5, 2022
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Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 3, 2022
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Issa (Guest) on October 31, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 27, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 16, 2022
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 10, 2022
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 10, 2022
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 28, 2022
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 21, 2022
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Mwalimu (Guest) on September 17, 2022
This joke deserves an award! π
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 14, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 2, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 31, 2022
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 29, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 24, 2022
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Kassim (Guest) on August 22, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 21, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 16, 2022
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Abdullah (Guest) on August 15, 2022
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 2, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Shukuru (Guest) on August 2, 2022
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Leila (Guest) on July 31, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 29, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 27, 2022
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 22, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 21, 2022
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 18, 2022
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 17, 2022
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Makame (Guest) on July 16, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 15, 2022
π Canβt wait to share this!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 12, 2022
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 10, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 7, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 4, 2022
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 2, 2022
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 29, 2022
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Khatib (Guest) on June 25, 2022
π€£ Sending this now!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 14, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 26, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 23, 2022
π Nailed it!
Salum (Guest) on May 18, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 12, 2022
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Mwajuma (Guest) on May 7, 2022
π Instant mood boost!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 5, 2022
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Ali (Guest) on April 24, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 21, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 20, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 11, 2022
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 3, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
James Mduma (Guest) on February 27, 2022
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 19, 2022
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 15, 2022
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
David Kawawa (Guest) on January 27, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 23, 2022
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 8, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 7, 2022
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 4, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 2, 2022
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π