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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟


Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! πŸ˜„πŸ₯”

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James Mduma (Guest) on September 7, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🀨

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 3, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! πŸ„πŸ“°

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 1, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. πŸ˜πŸ›‘οΈ

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 23, 2022

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πŸ–ΌοΈπŸš¨

Nassar (Guest) on August 9, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 4, 2022

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. πŸ¦„πŸ˜œ

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 29, 2022

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πŸβœ‚οΈ

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 26, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! πŸ§ͺπŸͺœ

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 24, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! πŸ˜†

Shamim (Guest) on July 13, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. πŸŒžπŸŒ™

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 12, 2022

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. πŸ§ΉπŸ˜†

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 4, 2022

I like long walksβ€”especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘‹

Salma (Guest) on July 1, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. πŸ“…πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 23, 2022

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. πŸ₯ΆπŸ°

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 16, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. πŸ§¦πŸŽ‰

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 16, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! πŸ’€πŸŽ¬

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 9, 2022

πŸ˜„ Perfect joke!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 8, 2022

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! πŸ˜‚

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 4, 2022

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€”πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 4, 2022

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. πŸ’–πŸ•

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 25, 2022

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πŸͺ°πŸšΆβ€β™‚️

Yahya (Guest) on May 24, 2022

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! β›ͺ🎢

Nassar (Guest) on May 23, 2022

πŸ˜‚ Gotta save this!

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 22, 2022

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ₯ͺπŸ’‘

Umi (Guest) on May 19, 2022

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! πŸ±β›°οΈ

Yusra (Guest) on May 15, 2022

πŸ˜† I’m dying over here!

Zubeida (Guest) on May 9, 2022

πŸ˜† Still cracking up!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 16, 2022

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! πŸ”οΈβ„οΈ

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 28, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. πŸŸπŸ•

Abdullah (Guest) on March 27, 2022

🀣 Didn’t see it coming!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 26, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’ͺ

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 22, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Salma (Guest) on March 18, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! πŸ’€πŸ˜΄

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 16, 2022

This joke just made my dayβ€”hilarious! 🀣

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 5, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. πŸ“–πŸ’Ό

Sarafina (Guest) on March 3, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“œ

Rabia (Guest) on February 25, 2022

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. πŸ°πŸ‘―β€β™‚οΈ

Zawadi (Guest) on February 22, 2022

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 6, 2022

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 4, 2022

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘πŸ₯”

Kazija (Guest) on February 2, 2022

πŸ˜‚ I’m definitely stealing this one!

Mohamed (Guest) on February 1, 2022

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸŽΆ

Mchuma (Guest) on January 31, 2022

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πŸΈπŸ’»

Maida (Guest) on January 30, 2022

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Rubea (Guest) on January 29, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! πŸŠπŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ

Jamal (Guest) on January 25, 2022

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Kahina (Guest) on January 22, 2022

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄

Nyota (Guest) on January 6, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. πŸͺ‚βŒ

Omar (Guest) on December 24, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πŸ‹πŸ‘οΈ

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 15, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Faiza (Guest) on December 12, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πŸŒΎπŸ…

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 2, 2021

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. πŸ’„πŸ˜œ

Jamila (Guest) on December 1, 2021

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? πŸš—πŸ˜ 

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 19, 2021

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. πŸ•°οΈπŸ˜΄

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 14, 2021

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. πŸ˜œπŸ¦„

Nuru (Guest) on November 1, 2021

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🀑

Saidi (Guest) on October 17, 2021

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? πŸ“…πŸ˜†

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 14, 2021

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! πŸ‚πŸ’€

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 8, 2021

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! πŸ¦•πŸ˜΄

Muslima (Guest) on September 27, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. πŸ™ˆπŸ˜œ

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