What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

James Mduma (Guest) on September 7, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 3, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 1, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 23, 2022

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Nassar (Guest) on August 9, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 4, 2022

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 29, 2022

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 26, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 24, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Shamim (Guest) on July 13, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 12, 2022

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 4, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Salma (Guest) on July 1, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 23, 2022

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 16, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 16, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 9, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 8, 2022

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 4, 2022

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 4, 2022

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 25, 2022

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Yahya (Guest) on May 24, 2022

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Nassar (Guest) on May 23, 2022

😂 Gotta save this!

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 22, 2022

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Umi (Guest) on May 19, 2022

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Yusra (Guest) on May 15, 2022

😆 I’m dying over here!

Zubeida (Guest) on May 9, 2022

😆 Still cracking up!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 16, 2022

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 28, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Abdullah (Guest) on March 27, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 26, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 22, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Salma (Guest) on March 18, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 16, 2022

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 5, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Sarafina (Guest) on March 3, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Rabia (Guest) on February 25, 2022

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Zawadi (Guest) on February 22, 2022

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 6, 2022

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 4, 2022

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Kazija (Guest) on February 2, 2022

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Mohamed (Guest) on February 1, 2022

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mchuma (Guest) on January 31, 2022

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Maida (Guest) on January 30, 2022

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Rubea (Guest) on January 29, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Jamal (Guest) on January 25, 2022

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Kahina (Guest) on January 22, 2022

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Nyota (Guest) on January 6, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Omar (Guest) on December 24, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 15, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Faiza (Guest) on December 12, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 2, 2021

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Jamila (Guest) on December 1, 2021

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 19, 2021

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 14, 2021

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Nuru (Guest) on November 1, 2021

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Saidi (Guest) on October 17, 2021

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 14, 2021

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 8, 2021

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Muslima (Guest) on September 27, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜