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…Upo kazini umeacha familia yako nyumbani mara ghafla unapigiwa simu kutazama unakutana na no ngeni na kuamua kuipokea ndipo unakutana na Sauti ya msichana ya kuvutia lakin kabla hajasema shida yake anaamua kukata simu. Unashikwa na hamu ya kujua ni nani. Tamaa ya mchepuko inakujia ghafla na kuamua kuipiga ile no tena kwa mara nyingine inakuwa haipatikani.

Siku hiyo hiyo usiku ukiwa umelala chumba kimoja na mkeo meseji inaingia tena kwenye cm yako kwa ile namba iliyokupigia mchana ikikuomba umpigie kwa mida ule na kusisitiza kuwa ana hamu ya kukufahamu. kila ukimtumia meseji ya kumdanganya upo sehemu mbaya hasikii anakubipu mara nyingi. Uzalendo unakushinda, unamuangalia pembeni mkeo kalala fofofo kajifunika shuka hadi usoni. Unaamua kuondoka kwa kunyata mpaka sebuleni kwenda kuipiga Ile namba kwa lengo la Kumwambia kesho mkutane. Ile unafika sebuleni na kuanza kuipiga ile cm ndipo unakutana na sauti hii:-Β MUME WANGU ACHA MCHEPUKO, NILIKUWA NAKUPIMA TU RUDI TU CHUMBANI TULALEΒ πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹ Hapo ndo utajua kwann bata hata ale kokoto anaharisha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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