Polar "Bear"ctica! ❄️🐻
Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! 🗳️😄
Sofia (Guest) on September 20, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 6, 2024
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Jabir (Guest) on September 4, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 25, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Mwagonda (Guest) on July 24, 2024
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 23, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 7, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Safiya (Guest) on June 29, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 17, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Halimah (Guest) on June 4, 2024
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Zubeida (Guest) on May 26, 2024
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Rehema (Guest) on May 21, 2024
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Shukuru (Guest) on May 17, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Fikiri (Guest) on May 16, 2024
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 20, 2024
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Omar (Guest) on April 19, 2024
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Latifa (Guest) on April 15, 2024
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 11, 2024
😁 This is gold!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 9, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Shani (Guest) on April 8, 2024
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Fikiri (Guest) on April 3, 2024
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Zulekha (Guest) on March 26, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Shani (Guest) on March 24, 2024
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Maida (Guest) on March 22, 2024
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 21, 2024
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Ali (Guest) on March 20, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Fatuma (Guest) on March 18, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 12, 2024
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Khadija (Guest) on March 10, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Nahida (Guest) on February 19, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Zawadi (Guest) on February 16, 2024
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 16, 2024
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 15, 2024
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Shabani (Guest) on February 12, 2024
😆 Bookmarking this!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 30, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 30, 2024
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
David Nyerere (Guest) on January 28, 2024
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Zubeida (Guest) on January 27, 2024
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 26, 2024
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Makame (Guest) on December 27, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 20, 2023
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 7, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Nyota (Guest) on November 29, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 19, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 4, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 3, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 23, 2023
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 20, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 3, 2023
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Sultan (Guest) on September 28, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Abdullah (Guest) on September 19, 2023
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 18, 2023
😂 Sharing right away!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 24, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 19, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 19, 2023
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 15, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 3, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 2, 2023
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Maimuna (Guest) on July 29, 2023
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 26, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬