Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:51:09 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

*TEACHER*: _nielezee biashara ambayo imefeli kutokana na uzembe
*STUDENT*: Changudoa akipata mimba…
*TEACHER*: _get Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_
😂😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:07 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Jamaa kapokea simu kutoka kwa mke wake ndani ya daladala

jamaa: hellow hellow ( jamaa akawa hasikii vizuri ikabidi aweke loud speaker)

Mke: Umeweka wapi soksi zako yaani nyumba nzima inanuka.

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:46 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Leo nimechoka zangu alafu shangazi amekuja anataka nimuunganishe facebook. Imebidi nimwambie
lazima awe na picha passport size 4 kwaajili ya kuweka profile picture, barua kutoka kwa afisa mtendaji na Atm card ya nmb bank. Alafu awe na marefa wanne ambao wamekuwa facebook for more than 3 years. Amesema
hataki tena kujiunga fb!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Saa ivi niko zangu nimelala naendelea kupunguza uchovu

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:51:30 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Lakini sisi wanaume hatuko fair … Yani demu anang'ng'ana kujipodoa uso na sisi tunaangalia matako. 😆😆😆mungu anatuona jaman😆😆😆😆😆😆Makeup ya matako iletwe

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:07 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Leo kuna mdogo wangu nimemtumia meseji nimemuomba aniazime chaja yake ya simu. Akanijibu 21002 Nikawa mkali nikamuambia kuchajia mara moja tu ndio HELA yote hio si bora nikanunue Chaja yangu mpya. Akaniambia nimesema TUMIA TU 😂😂mtatuua na lugha zenu😜

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:18 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

​tulikua kwenye gari kibao ad wengne mlangon likasmimama kituo kimoja kulikua kuna bibi anataka kupanda​

Konda- bibi twende sit kibao ata utalala

Bibi - oooh sawa mjukuu

Konda - simama tu apo wanashuka mbele

Bibi - akacheka sana tu

Konda- mbona unacheka bibi

Bibi - mjukuu hawa wote hawashuki wanakufa apo mbele

Watu- simamisha gar

Saiv bibi kabaki mwenyewe amelala sit ya nyuma😆😆😅😂😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:29 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Unakuta MTU mwaka Mzima

Umehudhuria, birthday parties 20 , misiba 30,

Mikutano kanisani 40, Ndoa 80 na bado uko Single Kwani wewe ni turubai jaman??

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:34 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Huu Mwezi jinsi nilivyofulia yaani hata nikikuta mende wamesimama wawili najua wananisema

😂😂😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:47:12 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Eti linalo jamba ni tumbo makalio ni spika tu

Dah!!

Nimecheka hadi basi leo

😸😸😹😹

Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:24 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA DUH TAMAA MBAYA

Muokota makopo katika uokotaji wake wa makopo akaona chupa ambayo ndani kuna ki2, alipoifungua likatoka jitu la ajabu. Huku akitetemeka lile jitu likamwambia kijana asante sana kwa kuniokoa omba vi2 viwili sasa hivi. Kijana kwa hofu akaomba pesa za kumiliki magari na majumba ya kifahari. Ghafla fuko la hela na pete ya bahati vikadondoka. Akaambiwa ombi la pili,akasema nibadilishe niwe kivutio ili nipendwe sana nakina dada Hapohapo akageuzwa akawa chipsi yai.!!😂🤣🤣🤣