Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?
Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"
Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐ฅ can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 30, 2018
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Mazrui (Guest) on November 29, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Mohamed (Guest) on November 29, 2018
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 27, 2018
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Habiba (Guest) on November 16, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 5, 2018
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 29, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Nasra (Guest) on October 29, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 28, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 22, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 17, 2018
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 15, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 27, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 23, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 11, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Nuru (Guest) on September 11, 2018
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Nuru (Guest) on September 6, 2018
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 26, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 22, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 16, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 15, 2018
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Husna (Guest) on August 14, 2018
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 11, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 10, 2018
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
George Tenga (Guest) on August 3, 2018
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Zawadi (Guest) on July 31, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
John Malisa (Guest) on July 29, 2018
๐ This joke just made my day!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 26, 2018
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Hashim (Guest) on July 23, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Nasra (Guest) on July 14, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 12, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 7, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Neema (Guest) on June 29, 2018
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Maneno (Guest) on June 14, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 10, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Zubeida (Guest) on June 10, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Sultan (Guest) on June 7, 2018
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 3, 2018
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Mwanais (Guest) on May 25, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 20, 2018
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 16, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Nyota (Guest) on May 14, 2018
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Nashon (Guest) on May 5, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 5, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Salima (Guest) on April 30, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Yusra (Guest) on April 27, 2018
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 24, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Halima (Guest) on April 22, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
John Malisa (Guest) on March 31, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 30, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Zawadi (Guest) on March 25, 2018
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 28, 2018
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Jaffar (Guest) on February 21, 2018
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 14, 2018
๐ This is too funny!
Muslima (Guest) on February 8, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Jamal (Guest) on February 4, 2018
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 4, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 17, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Shani (Guest) on January 14, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 10, 2018
๐ Iโm still laughing!