What did the dinner plate say to the cup?

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 25, 2024

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 25, 2024

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Rukia (Guest) on September 24, 2024

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 22, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 11, 2024

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 9, 2024

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 9, 2024

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 9, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 1, 2024

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 28, 2024

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 15, 2024

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 1, 2024

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Jaffar (Guest) on July 24, 2024

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 17, 2024

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Hassan (Guest) on July 17, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 13, 2024

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Rashid (Guest) on July 9, 2024

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 2, 2024

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Chum (Guest) on July 2, 2024

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Zulekha (Guest) on July 1, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Azima (Guest) on June 30, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 29, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 25, 2024

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 22, 2024

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 15, 2024

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 5, 2024

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 24, 2024

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 10, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 28, 2024

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 26, 2024

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 21, 2024

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 21, 2024

😂 Sharing right away!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 16, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 2, 2024

😄 What a joke!

Tabu (Guest) on March 28, 2024

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Faiza (Guest) on March 20, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 1, 2024

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Raha (Guest) on February 28, 2024

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 11, 2024

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 8, 2024

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mgeni (Guest) on February 8, 2024

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Khatib (Guest) on February 3, 2024

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Jabir (Guest) on February 2, 2024

😅 I needed that laugh!

James Mduma (Guest) on January 25, 2024

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 22, 2024

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Rashid (Guest) on January 13, 2024

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 4, 2024

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Mwinyi (Guest) on January 2, 2024

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 1, 2024

😂 This is a keeper!

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 30, 2023

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 28, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 25, 2023

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Asha (Guest) on December 18, 2023

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

James Kawawa (Guest) on December 14, 2023

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 8, 2023

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Nassar (Guest) on December 8, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 7, 2023

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 1, 2023

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 29, 2023

😃 Instant mood boost!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 26, 2023

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴