Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘
A: The elephant's ego! 🙌
Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 24, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Safiya (Guest) on September 22, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 19, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 6, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 30, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 25, 2024
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 21, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 11, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 10, 2024
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 1, 2024
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Kahina (Guest) on July 29, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 26, 2024
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Zakia (Guest) on July 24, 2024
😅 I needed that laugh!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 14, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Mwafirika (Guest) on July 14, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 3, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 30, 2024
😆 That punchline!
Mchawi (Guest) on June 28, 2024
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 28, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Majid (Guest) on June 26, 2024
😆 Bookmarking this!
Safiya (Guest) on June 26, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
James Mduma (Guest) on June 24, 2024
😆 I’m dying over here!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 15, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 14, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Warda (Guest) on June 11, 2024
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Zuhura (Guest) on June 9, 2024
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 8, 2024
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 5, 2024
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 12, 2024
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 9, 2024
🤣 Pure genius!
Mzee (Guest) on May 5, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 27, 2024
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Jaffar (Guest) on April 13, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Irene Makena (Guest) on April 8, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 31, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 31, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 15, 2024
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Mariam (Guest) on March 11, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 18, 2024
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Mwalimu (Guest) on February 10, 2024
😄 Pure comedy gold!
George Mallya (Guest) on February 8, 2024
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 1, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
David Musyoka (Guest) on January 31, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 26, 2024
😄 Too good!
Kheri (Guest) on January 25, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Tabu (Guest) on January 21, 2024
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 19, 2024
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Baridi (Guest) on January 13, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 8, 2024
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Asha (Guest) on January 4, 2024
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Safiya (Guest) on January 2, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 21, 2023
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Mgeni (Guest) on December 18, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 12, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 8, 2023
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 7, 2023
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Kahina (Guest) on December 4, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 4, 2023
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 1, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Khamis (Guest) on November 30, 2023
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️