The "Tweet-er"!
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Explanation:
The bird that loves construction work is called the "Tweet-er" because it loves to sing while building nests! Just like how we tweet on social media, this bird tweets while working with construction tools. It's a chirpy little builder who gets the job done with a happy melody. πΆποΈ
Umi (Guest) on October 13, 2021
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Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 8, 2021
π You got me!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 3, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 28, 2021
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Shabani (Guest) on September 25, 2021
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Sharifa (Guest) on September 12, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Rashid (Guest) on September 2, 2021
π€£ Sending this now!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 28, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Fadhila (Guest) on August 25, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 12, 2021
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 2, 2021
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
John Lissu (Guest) on July 28, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Jamila (Guest) on July 22, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 14, 2021
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Habiba (Guest) on July 2, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Fadhili (Guest) on June 27, 2021
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 20, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Kheri (Guest) on June 17, 2021
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
Makame (Guest) on June 13, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Baridi (Guest) on June 5, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 31, 2021
π€£ Pure genius!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 27, 2021
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Khalifa (Guest) on May 25, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 22, 2021
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 20, 2021
π That punchline!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 16, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Jamila (Guest) on May 9, 2021
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 6, 2021
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Kahina (Guest) on April 27, 2021
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Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2021
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Nahida (Guest) on April 3, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
David Sokoine (Guest) on March 23, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 7, 2021
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 4, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Hekima (Guest) on February 14, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 5, 2021
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Hawa (Guest) on February 4, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Ali (Guest) on January 30, 2021
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 26, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 18, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Baraka (Guest) on January 15, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 30, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 29, 2020
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
George Mallya (Guest) on December 23, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 10, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 8, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 4, 2020
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 9, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 29, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 12, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 11, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 10, 2020
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Fadhili (Guest) on October 2, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 28, 2020
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Hekima (Guest) on September 20, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 5, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Hamida (Guest) on September 4, 2020
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 1, 2020
π Added to my favorites!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 1, 2020
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 25, 2020
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ