Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! 🦆😄
Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. 🤭🌬️
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 20, 2024
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 17, 2024
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 16, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 9, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 5, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 2, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 1, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Mchawi (Guest) on August 31, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Fikiri (Guest) on August 29, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Issack (Guest) on August 19, 2024
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Selemani (Guest) on August 16, 2024
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Nashon (Guest) on August 13, 2024
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 6, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Abubakari (Guest) on August 1, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
James Kimani (Guest) on August 1, 2024
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 4, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 3, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Shukuru (Guest) on June 18, 2024
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 13, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Yusuf (Guest) on June 12, 2024
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Rashid (Guest) on June 2, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Aziza (Guest) on May 25, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
John Lissu (Guest) on May 11, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 9, 2024
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 3, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Mwajuma (Guest) on May 1, 2024
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 29, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Mhina (Guest) on April 24, 2024
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Selemani (Guest) on April 20, 2024
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Farida (Guest) on April 12, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 8, 2024
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 7, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Fatuma (Guest) on April 3, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Tabu (Guest) on March 30, 2024
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 22, 2024
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 17, 2024
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Amina (Guest) on March 15, 2024
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Jafari (Guest) on March 5, 2024
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Leila (Guest) on March 3, 2024
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Nyota (Guest) on March 1, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 15, 2024
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Baraka (Guest) on February 9, 2024
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 1, 2024
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Kheri (Guest) on January 28, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 22, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Sultan (Guest) on January 20, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 18, 2024
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 11, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 3, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Hamida (Guest) on December 22, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 17, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 8, 2023
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 7, 2023
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Masika (Guest) on November 19, 2023
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Hawa (Guest) on November 14, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 5, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Aziza (Guest) on October 26, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 26, 2023
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 23, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
David Nyerere (Guest) on October 21, 2023
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳