Ocean: "Long time no sea! ๐ So wave hello!"
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun between "sea" and "see" to create a funny greeting from the ocean to the beach. The ocean humorously suggests that it has been a while since they have seen each other, and encourages the beach to greet it with a wave, both in terms of saying hello and the physical motion of waving. The use of the wave emoji adds a cheerful touch and enhances the playful tone of the response.
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 25, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Mzee (Guest) on August 20, 2023
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Mgeni (Guest) on August 20, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 19, 2023
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 14, 2023
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 7, 2023
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 4, 2023
๐ That punchline!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 31, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Juma (Guest) on July 21, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Shani (Guest) on July 21, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 19, 2023
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 19, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 3, 2023
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 27, 2023
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 25, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 17, 2023
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 8, 2023
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Nashon (Guest) on June 2, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 18, 2023
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Saidi (Guest) on May 14, 2023
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Khamis (Guest) on May 13, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Hamida (Guest) on May 8, 2023
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on May 5, 2023
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 30, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 21, 2023
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
John Mwangi (Guest) on April 19, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 3, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 17, 2023
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Rahma (Guest) on March 15, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Nahida (Guest) on March 11, 2023
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Rukia (Guest) on March 10, 2023
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 7, 2023
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
James Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2023
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Sumaya (Guest) on February 16, 2023
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 11, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Wande (Guest) on February 3, 2023
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 29, 2023
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 23, 2023
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 22, 2023
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 19, 2023
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 7, 2023
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Nassor (Guest) on January 6, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Abubakar (Guest) on January 5, 2023
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 31, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 31, 2022
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Rashid (Guest) on December 27, 2022
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 22, 2022
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 20, 2022
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Abdullah (Guest) on December 15, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 8, 2022
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 7, 2022
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Salima (Guest) on December 3, 2022
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Neema (Guest) on November 30, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 24, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Omari (Guest) on November 7, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Binti (Guest) on November 7, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Shamsa (Guest) on October 24, 2022
๐ Bookmarking this!
Saidi (Guest) on October 20, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Ahmed (Guest) on October 20, 2022
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Nashon (Guest) on October 13, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ