Biashara (Guest) on September 24, 2024

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 26, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 16, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 27, 2024

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 25, 2024

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 13, 2024

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 11, 2024

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Mwanais (Guest) on July 11, 2024

😂 This is too funny!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 8, 2024

😆 Bookmarking this!

Amani (Guest) on July 7, 2024

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 3, 2024

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 1, 2024

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Warda (Guest) on June 26, 2024

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Yusuf (Guest) on June 20, 2024

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 20, 2024

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 8, 2024

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Fadhili (Guest) on June 6, 2024

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Bahati (Guest) on June 4, 2024

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Umi (Guest) on May 2, 2024

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Abdillah (Guest) on April 25, 2024

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 18, 2024

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 15, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 7, 2024

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Kahina (Guest) on April 4, 2024

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Halima (Guest) on April 3, 2024

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 3, 2024

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Fatuma (Guest) on March 21, 2024

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Zainab (Guest) on March 19, 2024

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 15, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 13, 2024

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 8, 2024

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 4, 2024

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 4, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 16, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 14, 2024

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

James Mduma (Guest) on February 5, 2024

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 24, 2024

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 21, 2024

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 18, 2024

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Maulid (Guest) on January 9, 2024

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Neema (Guest) on December 28, 2023

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Shamim (Guest) on December 23, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Mashaka (Guest) on December 20, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 14, 2023

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 11, 2023

😂 I’m dying!

Hekima (Guest) on December 6, 2023

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 3, 2023

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

John Lissu (Guest) on November 14, 2023

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 14, 2023

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Abdillah (Guest) on November 12, 2023

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 26, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 21, 2023

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 16, 2023

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Rabia (Guest) on October 8, 2023

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Raha (Guest) on September 14, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Fatuma (Guest) on September 11, 2023

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Mgeni (Guest) on September 11, 2023

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 10, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 9, 2023

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 29, 2023

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔