Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:11 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
1, mwanaume kuoga haraka haraka ili uwahi kuangalia igizo, huo ni UMAMA..π
2, mwanaume kupiga picha umeng'ata Lips na Unapiga na Camera Beauty Plus huo ni UMAMA..π
3, Mwanaume kuangalia tamthilia na Jamai Raja na Maigizo kwenye chanel ya sinema zetu wakati mechi za kombe la dunia zinaendelea, pia nawe ni MMAMAAβ¦ππ
4, Mwanaume kuandika 'Jomon' badala ya Jamani, kuandika 'Pw' badala ya Poa, kuandika 'Thatha' badala ya Sasa, kumwandikia mwanaume mwenzio 'Mambo my' Huu ni UDADA, tena UDADA wa CHUO..π . 5, Mwanaume kunywa soda au Juice na kubakisha, kununua chakula halafu unakibakisha, kubagua bagua chakula na kujamba hovyo hovyo baada ya kushiba, huo nao ni UMAMAA..π . 6, Mwanaume kumuuliza mwanaume mwenzio anapata faida gani kuangalia Mpira, pia nawe ni MMAMAβ¦ . ππππππππππ
Ungekua wewe ndio baba wa Huyu mtoto ungemjibu nini?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:55:20 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MTOTO: Hivi Baba wewe umezaliwa wapi????? BABA: Mbeya
MTOTO: Mama nae kazaliwa wapi???? BABA: Tanga MTOTO: Mimi jee????? BABA: Dar MTOTO: Sasa tulikutanaje???? ππ hapo wee kama baba ungemjibuje mwanaoπ³π³π³
Eti ni kweli hii ni sababu wanaume wana Upendo Sana?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:52:50 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Wanaume wana upendo kwa kweli.
Mwanaume hata akipewa kundi la wanawake 90 achague mmoja!! Hata akichagua mzuri kupita wote bado roho itamuuma kuwaacha wale 89 waliobaki!!* Kwa namna hii wanaume wana Upendo Sana ππππππ
Kilichompata huyu anayependa kusoma SMS za watu kwenye daladala
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:56 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jana nilipanda daladala nikapata seat nikaketi, nikawa nimejiachia ninachati kwenye simu yangu(Smart phone), kukawa na jamaa kasimama pembeni yangu, ye hakupata seat. Sasa akawa anasoma message zangu bila aibu yani anafutilia ninavyochatiβ¦
Basi nikasema ngoja nimtie Adabu mshenzi huyuβ¦. Nikacheck saa yangu yamkononi kisha nikatext:Β "Oya Ben Kwaheri bwana, zimebaki sekunde 30 tu hili bomuπ£ lilipukeβ¦ najua hatutaonana tena, nitunzie Familia yangu, wambie nawapenda sanaβ¦"Β Yule jamaa akajirusha dirishaniβ¦β¦ππ
βkwani mi napenda ujinga xx πππππππ
Kilichompata huyu jamaa akiwa anaangalia mpira mechi kali na mke wake
WIFE: Baibie, yule ni nani? Ni Chris Brown??
HUSBAND: Yule ni Theo Walcott
WIFE: ile Yellow Card ni ya nini?
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
WIFE: Baibie, yule ni nani? Ni Chris Brown?? HUSBAND: Yule ni Theo Walcott WIFE: ile Yellow Card ni ya nini?
HUSBAND: ile ni ya Onyo, na Red Card inamaanisha mchezaji awache kucheza na atoke inje ya uwanja. WIFE: Oooooh! Inakaa kama traffic light! Yellow- Ilani na Red - Simama HUSBAND: Yeah yeah swity! Ndio hivyo. WIFE: Na je Green Card?? HUSBAND: Aaaah! Hakuna kitu kama hicho.
WIFE: Nataka Arsenal ishinde world cup. HUSBAND: [kimya] WIFE: Ni nani yule mzee anakaa kama Mr. Bean?? HUSBAND: Yeees swity, yule ni kocha wa Arsenal, anaitwa Arsene Wenger. WIFE: Oooooh! inamaanisha yule kocha mwengine ni Chelsea Wenger?? HUSBAND: [Kabadilisha channel]
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:42 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MZUNGU: Hi, I need $100, will pay back on Monday
MSWAHILI: Kaka vipi, shwari? Dah.. hatuonani mzee, mishe vipi, mnatunyima nini? Juzi nimekuona kwa mbaaaliβ¦ mzee shavu dodo, full kipupwe! Sie tupo bwana, shida tu, afu misiba mingi tu, wife nae kajifungua ghafla. Sasa, kuna cheque naisubiri haijatoka hadi leo, wanasema itatoka next week, hapa nimekwama kweli. Naweza pata 'Laki Moja' ya karibu hapo nitarudisha mwisho wa mweziβ¦?πππππ
Angalia pombe ilichomfanya huyu jamaa, kweli pombe haimuachi mtu salama
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:56:22 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Leo nimeiogopa pombe.
Nimetokea kuiogopa pombe baada ya kumwona jirani yangu akicheza muziki kwa sauti ya jenereta langu, akidhani yuko clubβ¦..nkamsikia anasema "wee dj noomaaaa"
Baada ya kuzima jenereta akaniuliza uo mziki kaimba nan?
Nlivyokuwa na roho mbaya Nikamwambia iyo ni collabo ya Yamaha na Petrol πππππ
