Short Answer: A soccer team of spiders! π·οΈβ½οΈ
Explanation: The riddle asks what has 18 legs and catches flies, so the humorous answer suggests a soccer team made up of spiders. Spiders are known for having eight legs each, so if we imagine a whole team of them playing soccer, they would have a combined total of 18 legs. And since spiders are great at catching flies, it adds a playful twist to the riddle. The emoji of a spider and a soccer ball further enhances the humor and adds a cheerful touch to the response.
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 15, 2024
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
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My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Irene Makena (Guest) on September 6, 2024
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
David Chacha (Guest) on August 31, 2024
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Rahim (Guest) on August 31, 2024
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 31, 2024
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Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 24, 2024
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 9, 2024
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Baraka (Guest) on August 8, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 30, 2024
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 25, 2024
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Rashid (Guest) on July 22, 2024
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Mwafirika (Guest) on July 21, 2024
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 19, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 18, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Rehema (Guest) on July 10, 2024
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Mohamed (Guest) on July 9, 2024
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Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 6, 2024
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 16, 2024
π Iβm dying!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 25, 2024
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 22, 2024
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Issa (Guest) on May 17, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Halima (Guest) on May 13, 2024
π This joke just made my day!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 10, 2024
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Ali (Guest) on May 4, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Neema (Guest) on April 26, 2024
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Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 14, 2024
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Frank Macha (Guest) on April 14, 2024
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Ibrahim (Guest) on April 5, 2024
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 26, 2024
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 23, 2024
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 21, 2024
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Mwachumu (Guest) on March 19, 2024
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Athumani (Guest) on March 14, 2024
π This one really got me!
Mtumwa (Guest) on March 13, 2024
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 7, 2024
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Bakari (Guest) on February 26, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 24, 2024
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 18, 2024
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 13, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Yusuf (Guest) on February 9, 2024
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 6, 2024
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
David Musyoka (Guest) on January 26, 2024
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 22, 2024
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 31, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Raha (Guest) on December 30, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 30, 2023
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 18, 2023
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Wande (Guest) on December 17, 2023
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 12, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 11, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Sofia (Guest) on December 2, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 23, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 13, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 5, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 31, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 30, 2023
π I needed that laugh!
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I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 18, 2023
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Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 14, 2023
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€