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_Hello Mamu, Nakupigia simu sio kukudai pesa zangu, ila nataka kukwambia kuwa hapa Ubungo Plaza kuna wadada wawili walikuwa wanapigana kumgombea Mumeo (Baba Nang'oto). Ilikuwa vuta nikuvute na mumeo alikuwa kasimama tu anawaangalia akitabasamu. Baada ugomvi kwisha akaondoka na mmoja wao na kumwacha yule mwingine akitukana matusi kama ana akili nzuri._

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Baada ya dakika kama mbili hivi, akanipigia simu nami wala sikupokea simu yake… Akapiga tena na tena kama mara ishirini hivi wala sikupokea.

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_Hao wanawake unawajuwa, …mume wangu na huyo mwanamke wameelekea wapi, wewe unawajuwa hao wanawake waliopigana, yaani hapa nimechanganyikiwa kwa kweli…!_

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