Short Answer: Because they don't want to peel!
Explanation: 🍌 Bananas have to put sunscreen on before going to the beach because they want to avoid peeling, just like how we humans use sunscreen to prevent our skin from getting burnt and peeling. After all, nobody wants to see a bunch of sunburnt bananas with peeling skin at the beach! 😄🏖️
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Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 18, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 17, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 30, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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😄 You totally won the internet today!
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🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 5, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 25, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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🤣 This joke is too good!
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I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 12, 2016
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You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 12, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
Salum (Guest) on November 9, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Hamida (Guest) on November 8, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 3, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Ali (Guest) on November 1, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Mgeni (Guest) on October 26, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 7, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Hamida (Guest) on October 4, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 29, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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😄 Perfect joke!
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I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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😁 This made my day!
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