What do you call two birds in love?

Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 5, 2018

😂 So funny!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 1, 2018

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 1, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 25, 2018

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Kiza (Guest) on February 13, 2018

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 6, 2018

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 3, 2018

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 1, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 25, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 23, 2018

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

John Kamande (Guest) on January 21, 2018

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 8, 2018

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Mashaka (Guest) on January 3, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Juma (Guest) on January 2, 2018

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 29, 2017

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 29, 2017

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

David Chacha (Guest) on December 10, 2017

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Rabia (Guest) on December 8, 2017

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 6, 2017

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 5, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Jaffar (Guest) on December 5, 2017

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Kazija (Guest) on December 2, 2017

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Wande (Guest) on November 27, 2017

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Fikiri (Guest) on November 21, 2017

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 21, 2017

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 15, 2017

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 15, 2017

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

George Mallya (Guest) on November 15, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 9, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 7, 2017

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 5, 2017

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Mustafa (Guest) on October 19, 2017

😆 That punchline!

Mwafirika (Guest) on October 14, 2017

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Anna Malela (Guest) on October 2, 2017

😆 Saving this one!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 25, 2017

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Ndoto (Guest) on September 19, 2017

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 8, 2017

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 8, 2017

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Mhina (Guest) on August 22, 2017

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 21, 2017

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 21, 2017

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Zubeida (Guest) on August 18, 2017

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

James Kimani (Guest) on August 14, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 11, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 10, 2017

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 19, 2017

😆 This one really got me!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 16, 2017

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 8, 2017

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Amina (Guest) on June 7, 2017

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 2, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Latifa (Guest) on May 30, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 30, 2017

😂 Sharing right away!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 26, 2017

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 23, 2017

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Zubeida (Guest) on May 21, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Jaffar (Guest) on April 23, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Maneno (Guest) on April 15, 2017

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 11, 2017

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Daudi (Guest) on April 6, 2017

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Nuru (Guest) on March 18, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️