Wande (Guest) on February 17, 2017

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Raha (Guest) on February 17, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Nuru (Guest) on February 8, 2017

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 7, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 1, 2017

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 26, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 14, 2017

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 9, 2017

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 4, 2017

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 1, 2017

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 16, 2016

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Azima (Guest) on December 7, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 5, 2016

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 1, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Zulekha (Guest) on November 25, 2016

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 25, 2016

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 23, 2016

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Baraka (Guest) on November 21, 2016

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Mwagonda (Guest) on November 20, 2016

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Zubeida (Guest) on November 19, 2016

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 13, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Fadhili (Guest) on November 7, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 21, 2016

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Hashim (Guest) on October 17, 2016

😆 Bookmarking this!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 17, 2016

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 6, 2016

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Josephine (Guest) on October 6, 2016

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 23, 2016

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 19, 2016

😂 This is a keeper!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 18, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 15, 2016

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 14, 2016

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

John Lissu (Guest) on September 12, 2016

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Nashon (Guest) on September 3, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 31, 2016

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

James Kimani (Guest) on August 18, 2016

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 17, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Khatib (Guest) on August 17, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 16, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 15, 2016

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 9, 2016

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Safiya (Guest) on July 31, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 24, 2016

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Rehema (Guest) on July 19, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 12, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

David Musyoka (Guest) on July 1, 2016

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Nashon (Guest) on June 27, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 22, 2016

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 10, 2016

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 8, 2016

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Salima (Guest) on June 6, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 3, 2016

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Chum (Guest) on May 19, 2016

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 15, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 2, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 30, 2016

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Amir (Guest) on April 22, 2016

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Farida (Guest) on April 17, 2016

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Hawa (Guest) on April 15, 2016

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Jafari (Guest) on April 14, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️