What do you call a left-handed dog?
A southpaw-pawed pooch! 🐾😄
Explanation:
This funny answer plays with the term "southpaw," which typically refers to a left-handed person in a sports context. By combining it with "pawed," we create a humorous term to describe our left-handed dog. The playful use of the emoji adds to the lighthearted tone, making the answer even more enjoyable.
Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 11, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 3, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Nchi (Guest) on November 24, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 23, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Omari (Guest) on November 15, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Robert Okello (Guest) on November 12, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 7, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Khadija (Guest) on November 5, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 4, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 18, 2016
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 14, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 10, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Shamsa (Guest) on October 2, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Bahati (Guest) on September 25, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
David Chacha (Guest) on September 24, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
James Kimani (Guest) on September 12, 2016
😂 So funny!
John Mwangi (Guest) on September 10, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
George Ndungu (Guest) on September 7, 2016
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 25, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Mgeni (Guest) on August 23, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 8, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 6, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 17, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 17, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 16, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 10, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 9, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Bakari (Guest) on July 1, 2016
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 28, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
James Malima (Guest) on June 20, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
George Ndungu (Guest) on June 9, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Ahmed (Guest) on June 5, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
John Malisa (Guest) on June 1, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 1, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 27, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Mwinyi (Guest) on May 26, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 18, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Omar (Guest) on May 9, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Rehema (Guest) on May 5, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 1, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 14, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 3, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Jafari (Guest) on March 31, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Sarafina (Guest) on March 31, 2016
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Mzee (Guest) on March 30, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 26, 2016
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 23, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Juma (Guest) on March 19, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 10, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
Kheri (Guest) on February 25, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
Zubeida (Guest) on February 12, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Issack (Guest) on February 10, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 5, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Daudi (Guest) on February 3, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Hekima (Guest) on February 1, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 1, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 1, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 31, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Ndoto (Guest) on January 30, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Maulid (Guest) on January 27, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️