Short Answer: ๐ The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! ๐๐ผ
Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 6, 2018
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
John Malisa (Guest) on February 4, 2018
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Selemani (Guest) on February 1, 2018
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Maida (Guest) on January 20, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 2, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 26, 2017
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 24, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 19, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 15, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 12, 2017
๐ Sharing right away!
Umi (Guest) on December 4, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 3, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 29, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Safiya (Guest) on November 6, 2017
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 5, 2017
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 9, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 23, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Aziza (Guest) on September 11, 2017
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Issa (Guest) on September 11, 2017
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 25, 2017
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Mariam (Guest) on August 19, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 13, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Makame (Guest) on August 10, 2017
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Mashaka (Guest) on August 4, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Rashid (Guest) on August 4, 2017
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 23, 2017
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 19, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
George Tenga (Guest) on July 15, 2017
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 14, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 8, 2017
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Shamsa (Guest) on July 8, 2017
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Maneno (Guest) on July 6, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 26, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Maulid (Guest) on June 9, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 2, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 1, 2017
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Maida (Guest) on May 31, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 22, 2017
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 14, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 4, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 3, 2017
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 27, 2017
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Zainab (Guest) on April 20, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 15, 2017
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 14, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 7, 2017
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 21, 2017
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Shamsa (Guest) on March 10, 2017
๐ Nailed it!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 3, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 22, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 22, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 21, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2017
๐ That punchline was epic!
George Ndungu (Guest) on February 17, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 14, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 30, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Muslima (Guest) on January 26, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 22, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 20, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช