A bone-appetit special: Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Explanation: When a skeleton orders dinner, it would naturally choose spare ribs because, well, it's made of bones! This play on words adds a humorous twist by combining the concept of a skeleton's food preference with the name of a popular dish. The skeleton's order for spare ribs perfectly matches its skeletal anatomy, making it a fun and amusing choice for dinner. The use of the 💀 emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation for the skeleton's preference.
Mustafa (Guest) on January 10, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Salima (Guest) on January 10, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 6, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 5, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 5, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 1, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Rukia (Guest) on December 19, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 17, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 11, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 1, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Ahmed (Guest) on November 18, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Shani (Guest) on November 17, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 10, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 3, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 25, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 24, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 22, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 19, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 13, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Shabani (Guest) on October 11, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 30, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Abubakar (Guest) on September 12, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Juma (Guest) on September 10, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Amir (Guest) on September 6, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Chiku (Guest) on September 6, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Mariam (Guest) on September 2, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Shamim (Guest) on September 2, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Zakia (Guest) on August 24, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
James Mduma (Guest) on August 23, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 21, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 12, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 10, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 6, 2017
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 5, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 26, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 25, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 22, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 21, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Sumaya (Guest) on July 16, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 15, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Jabir (Guest) on July 13, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Hekima (Guest) on July 5, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Zainab (Guest) on July 1, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 27, 2017
😁 This is gold!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 23, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Kiza (Guest) on May 20, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 20, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 6, 2017
😄 You got me!
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 4, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Mzee (Guest) on April 26, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Omar (Guest) on April 19, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 17, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Zulekha (Guest) on April 13, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 2, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Hashim (Guest) on March 11, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Omari (Guest) on March 6, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 4, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 3, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 25, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙