Short Answer: Fry-day! π
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! ππ₯
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
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Robert Okello (Guest) on December 30, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Maimuna (Guest) on December 9, 2017
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 8, 2017
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Mwinyi (Guest) on December 5, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 16, 2017
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 13, 2017
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Safiya (Guest) on November 6, 2017
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Sultan (Guest) on November 4, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Mashaka (Guest) on October 31, 2017
π Saving this one!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 24, 2017
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 18, 2017
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 5, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 26, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 25, 2017
π Rolling on the floor!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 20, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
David Sokoine (Guest) on September 17, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Arifa (Guest) on September 7, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Bahati (Guest) on September 2, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 25, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Hekima (Guest) on August 24, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
Hekima (Guest) on August 23, 2017
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Yusra (Guest) on August 15, 2017
π Canβt stop laughing!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 10, 2017
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 5, 2017
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 26, 2017
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Mazrui (Guest) on July 7, 2017
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 5, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Shani (Guest) on June 23, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Mwajabu (Guest) on June 14, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 12, 2017
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
Abubakari (Guest) on June 10, 2017
π That punchline!
Faiza (Guest) on June 5, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Mzee (Guest) on June 2, 2017
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Mjaka (Guest) on May 30, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 26, 2017
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Furaha (Guest) on May 19, 2017
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Mwachumu (Guest) on May 19, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Sultan (Guest) on May 18, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Sumaya (Guest) on May 15, 2017
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 12, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Arifa (Guest) on May 8, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 6, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Zainab (Guest) on May 2, 2017
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 20, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Rubea (Guest) on April 18, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Arifa (Guest) on April 11, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Khamis (Guest) on April 3, 2017
π Iβm still laughing!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 15, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 28, 2017
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 19, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 18, 2017
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Rahma (Guest) on February 17, 2017
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 14, 2017
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 29, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 22, 2017
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Zakaria (Guest) on January 21, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 20, 2017
π This is pure brilliance!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 16, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 15, 2017
π Iβm saving this one!