Short Answer: Because they were "boo"sy doing ghostly things! 👻
Explanation: The ghost couldn't see his parents because they were so busy being spooky and doing ghostly activities. They were probably busy scaring people or floating through walls, leaving the poor little ghost all alone. But hey, at least they were having a hauntingly good time! 😄👻
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 21, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 18, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Khalifa (Guest) on November 7, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Shukuru (Guest) on November 1, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 29, 2018
😂 This joke just made my day!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 26, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 12, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Shani (Guest) on October 2, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 25, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Umi (Guest) on September 21, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 10, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 10, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Mtumwa (Guest) on August 31, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 22, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Mwachumu (Guest) on August 18, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 17, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Sumaya (Guest) on August 16, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Khatib (Guest) on August 14, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 13, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Khalifa (Guest) on August 13, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Mwagonda (Guest) on August 10, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Masika (Guest) on August 8, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
James Mduma (Guest) on August 7, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 4, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Yusra (Guest) on August 1, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Fatuma (Guest) on July 28, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 19, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 17, 2018
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 14, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Yusra (Guest) on July 13, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Khatib (Guest) on July 10, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 8, 2018
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 6, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
James Mduma (Guest) on July 5, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 28, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
Furaha (Guest) on June 21, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
Mwakisu (Guest) on June 14, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Abdullah (Guest) on June 8, 2018
😄 You got me good!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 24, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 15, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 14, 2018
😁 This is gold!
Amani (Guest) on May 7, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 4, 2018
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 1, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Frank Macha (Guest) on April 17, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Safiya (Guest) on April 16, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Shabani (Guest) on April 14, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
David Nyerere (Guest) on April 14, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 9, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 31, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 31, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 10, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 7, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Jamila (Guest) on March 3, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Habiba (Guest) on March 1, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 1, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Yusuf (Guest) on February 8, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 5, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Issa (Guest) on February 2, 2018
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Omari (Guest) on January 29, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂