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Why did the elephant cross the road?

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Short Answer: To show the chickens it could do it with style! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿ”


Explanation: The elephant crossed the road to impress the chickens and prove that it's not just a giant creature, but also a master of finesse. It wanted to demonstrate its ability to navigate the road gracefully, leaving the chickens in awe of its remarkable skills. After all, who would have expected an elephant to cross the road so elegantly? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜„

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Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 8, 2019

๐Ÿคฃ This oneโ€™s fire!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 2, 2019

I always give 100% at workโ€”12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ˜‚

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 27, 2019

๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m sending this to everyone I know!

Nyota (Guest) on February 23, 2019

Whatโ€™s a skeletonโ€™s least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

Hamida (Guest) on February 20, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ’„

Aziza (Guest) on February 16, 2019

Iโ€™m not saying Iโ€™m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคซ

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 14, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 10, 2019

๐Ÿ˜… I needed that!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 5, 2019

I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’–

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 31, 2019

Why donโ€™t lobsters ever share? Theyโ€™re too shellfish! ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 22, 2019

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐Ÿ”‘๐ŸงŠ

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 9, 2019

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 8, 2019

You know youโ€™re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ”ฅ

Mariam (Guest) on January 6, 2019

Donโ€™t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฌ

James Malima (Guest) on January 5, 2019

Iโ€™ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 5, 2019

๐Ÿคฃ Sending this now!

Omar (Guest) on January 4, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโ€™s popcorn? ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฟ

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 3, 2019

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฅ

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 20, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโ€™m gaining weight. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ“

Mazrui (Guest) on December 10, 2018

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ•

Bahati (Guest) on December 2, 2018

๐Ÿ˜‚ This joke just made my day!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 28, 2018

What do you call a snowmanโ€™s dog? A slush puppy! โ›„๐Ÿ•

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 13, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ˜•

Josephine (Guest) on November 7, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ฌ

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 4, 2018

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Kassim (Guest) on November 2, 2018

Why donโ€™t scientists trust stairs? Theyโ€™re always leading you up to something! ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿชœ

Tabu (Guest) on October 21, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐Ÿปโ€โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ 

Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 19, 2018

๐Ÿ˜ Best laugh of the day!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 8, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 29, 2018

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ๐ŸŒฐ

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 29, 2018

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโ€™ll go on ahead! ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Zainab (Guest) on September 21, 2018

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜ด

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 20, 2018

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ

Maneno (Guest) on September 20, 2018

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐ŸงŒ

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 19, 2018

This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ŸŽฏ

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 27, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ˜•๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 25, 2018

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ™

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 22, 2018

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ˜œ

David Chacha (Guest) on August 1, 2018

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘“

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 22, 2018

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜ด

Safiya (Guest) on July 19, 2018

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช

Mhina (Guest) on July 15, 2018

๐Ÿ˜„ You got me!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 9, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค”

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 7, 2018

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโ€™d be bagels! ๐Ÿฅฏ๐ŸŒŠ

Mariam (Guest) on June 30, 2018

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐Ÿฉณ๐Ÿ˜‚

Josephine (Guest) on June 5, 2018

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐Ÿ•โธ๏ธ

Abdullah (Guest) on June 4, 2018

๐Ÿ˜‚ I canโ€™t stop laughing!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 2, 2018

๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m still laughing, canโ€™t stop!

Kahina (Guest) on May 25, 2018

Iโ€™m not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ˜Ž

Maneno (Guest) on May 23, 2018

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโ€™m talking to myself non-stop. ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ

Rukia (Guest) on May 21, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐ŸŒ‹โค๏ธ

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 16, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซ

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 24, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โšก๐Ÿ˜ด

Fadhili (Guest) on April 3, 2018

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐Ÿฆฉ๐Ÿ˜‚

Maneno (Guest) on March 29, 2018

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐Ÿฑโ›ฐ๏ธ

Majid (Guest) on March 25, 2018

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฌ

John Lissu (Guest) on March 21, 2018

I love long walks, especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 19, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 9, 2018

Why canโ€™t you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโ€™ll let it go! ๐ŸŽˆโ„๏ธ

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 9, 2018

I would lose weight, but I donโ€™t like losing. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

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