What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?

Mariam (Guest) on January 15, 2019

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Sarafina (Guest) on January 5, 2019

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 23, 2018

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 14, 2018

🤣 Pure genius!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 26, 2018

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Mwalimu (Guest) on November 25, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Hashim (Guest) on November 14, 2018

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 6, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Kheri (Guest) on October 26, 2018

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 19, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 17, 2018

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 12, 2018

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Husna (Guest) on October 10, 2018

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Yusuf (Guest) on September 27, 2018

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 17, 2018

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Rahma (Guest) on September 15, 2018

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 9, 2018

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 4, 2018

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 20, 2018

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 14, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Baridi (Guest) on August 13, 2018

😂 This is a keeper!

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 11, 2018

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 9, 2018

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Amani (Guest) on August 6, 2018

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 5, 2018

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

James Malima (Guest) on August 1, 2018

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 28, 2018

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 19, 2018

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 3, 2018

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Baraka (Guest) on July 2, 2018

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 30, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 26, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 10, 2018

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Yusra (Guest) on June 9, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 29, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 25, 2018

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Rashid (Guest) on May 20, 2018

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 11, 2018

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 30, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 26, 2018

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Zubeida (Guest) on April 25, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Rahim (Guest) on April 19, 2018

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

James Malima (Guest) on April 10, 2018

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Rukia (Guest) on April 9, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Issa (Guest) on April 7, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 7, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Rashid (Guest) on March 27, 2018

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Rehema (Guest) on March 26, 2018

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 12, 2018

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Maimuna (Guest) on March 11, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 25, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Mchawi (Guest) on February 23, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

John Lissu (Guest) on February 21, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 20, 2018

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 17, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Amina (Guest) on February 15, 2018

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 15, 2018

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 14, 2018

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Rehema (Guest) on February 12, 2018

😆 Saving this one!

Mashaka (Guest) on January 18, 2018

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣