Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
A: A "mind-boggling genius" emoji
Explanation:
You call them a "mind-boggling genius" because even without a physical body, they still manage to impart knowledge and teach with their incredible brainpower! 🧠💡 Despite their lack of limbs, they've found a way to defy the odds and inspire students. They're simply extraordinary! 😄🎉
Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 25, 2019
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 18, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Kassim (Guest) on January 6, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Halima (Guest) on January 6, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Fadhila (Guest) on January 3, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 31, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Mohamed (Guest) on December 27, 2018
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Grace Minja (Guest) on December 26, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Leila (Guest) on December 12, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Maida (Guest) on December 10, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 8, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 3, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 24, 2018
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 19, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Sarafina (Guest) on November 7, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
George Wanjala (Guest) on November 4, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 29, 2018
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Halimah (Guest) on October 4, 2018
😄 Too good!
Hamida (Guest) on October 3, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Nchi (Guest) on September 30, 2018
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 21, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Hekima (Guest) on September 16, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Ndoto (Guest) on September 16, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Josephine (Guest) on September 12, 2018
😁 This made my day!
Shabani (Guest) on September 7, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Shamim (Guest) on September 6, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 4, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 18, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 8, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 20, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 9, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Maida (Guest) on July 6, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 3, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Nahida (Guest) on June 28, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
David Sokoine (Guest) on June 27, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Daudi (Guest) on June 27, 2018
😆 That punchline!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 10, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Zulekha (Guest) on May 30, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 20, 2018
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 19, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 15, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 13, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 29, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 28, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Arifa (Guest) on April 14, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Yusra (Guest) on April 12, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 4, 2018
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Khadija (Guest) on April 3, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Makame (Guest) on March 28, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 14, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 25, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 14, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 8, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Safiya (Guest) on February 7, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 6, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 1, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Majid (Guest) on January 31, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Mazrui (Guest) on January 30, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 23, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Grace Minja (Guest) on January 23, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣