What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 25, 2019

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 18, 2019

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Kassim (Guest) on January 6, 2019

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Halima (Guest) on January 6, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Fadhila (Guest) on January 3, 2019

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 31, 2018

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Mohamed (Guest) on December 27, 2018

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Grace Minja (Guest) on December 26, 2018

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Leila (Guest) on December 12, 2018

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Maida (Guest) on December 10, 2018

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 8, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 3, 2018

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 24, 2018

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 19, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Sarafina (Guest) on November 7, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 4, 2018

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 29, 2018

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Halimah (Guest) on October 4, 2018

😄 Too good!

Hamida (Guest) on October 3, 2018

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Nchi (Guest) on September 30, 2018

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 21, 2018

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Hekima (Guest) on September 16, 2018

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Ndoto (Guest) on September 16, 2018

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Josephine (Guest) on September 12, 2018

😁 This made my day!

Shabani (Guest) on September 7, 2018

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Shamim (Guest) on September 6, 2018

😆 This one really got me!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 4, 2018

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 18, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 8, 2018

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 20, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Mwakisu (Guest) on July 9, 2018

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Maida (Guest) on July 6, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 3, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Nahida (Guest) on June 28, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

David Sokoine (Guest) on June 27, 2018

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Daudi (Guest) on June 27, 2018

😆 That punchline!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 10, 2018

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Zulekha (Guest) on May 30, 2018

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 20, 2018

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 19, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 15, 2018

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 13, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 29, 2018

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 28, 2018

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Arifa (Guest) on April 14, 2018

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Yusra (Guest) on April 12, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 4, 2018

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Khadija (Guest) on April 3, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Makame (Guest) on March 28, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 14, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 25, 2018

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 14, 2018

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 8, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Safiya (Guest) on February 7, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 6, 2018

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 1, 2018

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Majid (Guest) on January 31, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Mazrui (Guest) on January 30, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 23, 2018

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Grace Minja (Guest) on January 23, 2018

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣