What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?

Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 21, 2018

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 4, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 24, 2018

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 24, 2018

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 18, 2018

😂 This is a keeper!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 16, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Mtumwa (Guest) on November 15, 2018

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 11, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 11, 2018

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 3, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 2, 2018

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Nasra (Guest) on October 25, 2018

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Shabani (Guest) on October 22, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 15, 2018

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 12, 2018

🤣 Pure genius!

Shamim (Guest) on October 6, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Yusuf (Guest) on October 1, 2018

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Husna (Guest) on September 27, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 23, 2018

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Ahmed (Guest) on September 17, 2018

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 13, 2018

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Hashim (Guest) on September 10, 2018

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 1, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Khalifa (Guest) on August 31, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 25, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Shabani (Guest) on August 21, 2018

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 15, 2018

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 14, 2018

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 4, 2018

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Shani (Guest) on August 1, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Yusuf (Guest) on July 28, 2018

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Kahina (Guest) on July 23, 2018

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 22, 2018

😂 Sharing right away!

Masika (Guest) on July 21, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 16, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Zakaria (Guest) on July 11, 2018

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Binti (Guest) on June 30, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Yahya (Guest) on June 30, 2018

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 30, 2018

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 16, 2018

😄 Too good!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 11, 2018

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 1, 2018

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Asha (Guest) on May 28, 2018

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

George Tenga (Guest) on May 27, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Mohamed (Guest) on May 27, 2018

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 11, 2018

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 6, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Josephine (Guest) on April 30, 2018

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Masika (Guest) on April 27, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Selemani (Guest) on April 23, 2018

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 14, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 31, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Khadija (Guest) on March 31, 2018

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 25, 2018

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

John Lissu (Guest) on March 24, 2018

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 24, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Husna (Guest) on March 16, 2018

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 14, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Shamsa (Guest) on March 4, 2018

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 3, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!