Short Answer: "You're looking sharp today! π₯πββοΈπͺ"
Explanation: In this funny response, the spoon is complimenting the knife by saying that it looks sharp. However, the wordplay here is that the spoon is also referring to the knife's physical appearance as well as its cutting ability. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful touch to the response, making it even more enjoyable.
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 7, 2019
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 6, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 29, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 20, 2018
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 15, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 14, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Zakaria (Guest) on December 13, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Nashon (Guest) on December 11, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 7, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 6, 2018
π This joke just made my day!
Mjaka (Guest) on December 5, 2018
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 25, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Sarafina (Guest) on November 23, 2018
π Pure comedy gold!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 15, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Mwachumu (Guest) on November 14, 2018
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 14, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 9, 2018
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 9, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 7, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Maneno (Guest) on October 23, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 21, 2018
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Irene Makena (Guest) on October 7, 2018
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Raha (Guest) on October 3, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Baridi (Guest) on September 30, 2018
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 23, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! π
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 14, 2018
π Sharing right away!
Sarafina (Guest) on September 11, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Makame (Guest) on September 3, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Sofia (Guest) on August 26, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 11, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 2, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 2, 2018
π€£ Sending this now!
Asha (Guest) on July 28, 2018
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 28, 2018
π I needed that laugh!
Mashaka (Guest) on June 27, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 25, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Husna (Guest) on June 22, 2018
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Umi (Guest) on June 16, 2018
This joke deserves an award! π
Zakia (Guest) on June 8, 2018
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 6, 2018
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 31, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 31, 2018
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Hawa (Guest) on May 23, 2018
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 22, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
David Sokoine (Guest) on May 21, 2018
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 13, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 11, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 11, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 16, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Nasra (Guest) on April 15, 2018
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 6, 2018
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 6, 2018
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Salma (Guest) on March 30, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Abdillah (Guest) on March 28, 2018
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 25, 2018
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Bakari (Guest) on March 25, 2018
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Hashim (Guest) on March 15, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 14, 2018
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Yusra (Guest) on March 2, 2018
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 22, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ