Short Answer: "You can count on me for love, Valentine!"
Explanation: The calculator said this to express its commitment to the other calculator on Valentine's Day, using a play on words with "counting." The phrase "You can count on me" is often used to reassure someone of one's trustworthiness, but in this case, the calculator adds a twist by referring to its primary function of counting. The use of the word "love" implies affection, humorously suggesting that even calculators can have a romantic side. The cheerful tone and the emoji help enhance the lightheartedness of the response.
Shamsa (Guest) on February 12, 2019
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Chiku (Guest) on February 12, 2019
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 26, 2019
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Issa (Guest) on January 14, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
James Kimani (Guest) on January 14, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Rahim (Guest) on January 14, 2019
๐ You got me good!
Juma (Guest) on January 14, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Kiza (Guest) on January 7, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Rabia (Guest) on January 5, 2019
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Robert Okello (Guest) on December 20, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
George Tenga (Guest) on December 10, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 5, 2018
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 5, 2018
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 30, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 29, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Ndoto (Guest) on November 17, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 8, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 2, 2018
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Masika (Guest) on October 22, 2018
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 21, 2018
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 17, 2018
๐ Totally hilarious!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 16, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 10, 2018
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Kijakazi (Guest) on October 7, 2018
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Chiku (Guest) on September 29, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 18, 2018
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Yusuf (Guest) on September 16, 2018
๐ This joke just made my day!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 16, 2018
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Sharifa (Guest) on September 9, 2018
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 9, 2018
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Farida (Guest) on September 6, 2018
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Zakia (Guest) on August 31, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 26, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 24, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 20, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 12, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 12, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Mtumwa (Guest) on August 9, 2018
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 5, 2018
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 26, 2018
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Kheri (Guest) on July 19, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Arifa (Guest) on July 16, 2018
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Josephine (Guest) on July 11, 2018
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 17, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 2, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Hekima (Guest) on May 29, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 23, 2018
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 21, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 16, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 13, 2018
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on May 12, 2018
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Chum (Guest) on May 7, 2018
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 28, 2018
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Jaffar (Guest) on April 24, 2018
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 7, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 7, 2018
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 7, 2018
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 4, 2018
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 3, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Baridi (Guest) on March 16, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐