What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 7, 2018

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 3, 2018

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Tambwe (Guest) on November 25, 2018

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Kiza (Guest) on November 17, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Hekima (Guest) on November 16, 2018

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 6, 2018

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 4, 2018

😁 This made my day!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 31, 2018

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 17, 2018

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Biashara (Guest) on October 11, 2018

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 11, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 8, 2018

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 1, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Binti (Guest) on September 18, 2018

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Husna (Guest) on August 31, 2018

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 21, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 15, 2018

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 7, 2018

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Wande (Guest) on August 4, 2018

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 4, 2018

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 16, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 10, 2018

😆 Bookmarking this!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 1, 2018

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 30, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 26, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 25, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 24, 2018

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 24, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 17, 2018

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 5, 2018

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 21, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Hekima (Guest) on May 5, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Nassor (Guest) on May 4, 2018

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Amani (Guest) on April 23, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 11, 2018

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 10, 2018

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Masika (Guest) on March 14, 2018

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Raha (Guest) on March 6, 2018

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 26, 2018

😃 Instant mood boost!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 25, 2018

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Ahmed (Guest) on February 21, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 16, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 4, 2018

😁 This is gold!

Nashon (Guest) on February 4, 2018

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 28, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 26, 2018

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Nashon (Guest) on January 26, 2018

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 19, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Abdillah (Guest) on January 18, 2018

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 12, 2018

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Halima (Guest) on January 10, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 30, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 26, 2017

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 17, 2017

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Grace Minja (Guest) on December 12, 2017

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 11, 2017

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 2, 2017

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Safiya (Guest) on November 23, 2017

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Neema (Guest) on November 22, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Saidi (Guest) on November 22, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅