The monster asked the 🧛♂️Dracula🧛♂️ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! 😂🧛♂️
Explanation:
When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! 😄🦇
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😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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😆 Saving this one!
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Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 12, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 11, 2019
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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