A wall's favorite place to meet his friends is at a "corner"! 🤝🧱
Explanation: Walls love hanging out at corners because that's where they get to show off their sturdy sides and showcase their fantastic shapes! Just imagine, a wall throwing a party at a corner, everybody would be "wall"ing in with excitement! It's like the ultimate gathering spot for all the coolest walls in town. So, if you ever want to meet a wall and have a blast, head straight to the corner! 🎉🏘️
Rukia (Guest) on October 20, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 15, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 13, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 12, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 7, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Habiba (Guest) on September 7, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Mchawi (Guest) on August 27, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 16, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 16, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 10, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 10, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 7, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Wande (Guest) on August 6, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Shamsa (Guest) on August 2, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 23, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 20, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 20, 2019
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Shukuru (Guest) on July 9, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 8, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 6, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Nahida (Guest) on June 24, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Fikiri (Guest) on June 19, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 16, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 10, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Furaha (Guest) on May 27, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 22, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 17, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 15, 2019
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 14, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 12, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 5, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 21, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 25, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Chiku (Guest) on March 24, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Yahya (Guest) on March 20, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 20, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 17, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 15, 2019
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 8, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 28, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Zainab (Guest) on February 17, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 17, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 9, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Neema (Guest) on February 6, 2019
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 4, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 1, 2019
😁 This just made my day!
Maneno (Guest) on January 29, 2019
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 19, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Tambwe (Guest) on January 18, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
John Kamande (Guest) on January 14, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 12, 2019
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Fadhila (Guest) on January 8, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 8, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Mtumwa (Guest) on January 7, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 4, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Abubakari (Guest) on December 28, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Sharifa (Guest) on December 27, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 20, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Rabia (Guest) on December 11, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 11, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊