Short Answer: Because he's afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Explanation: Elephants are known for their incredible size and strength, but they can also be afraid of small creatures like mice. In this funny scenario, the elephant's fear of the mouse prevents it from using the computer since a computer typically requires the use of a mouse or touchpad. The play on words between a computer mouse and a literal mouse adds a humorous twist to the riddle, making it light-hearted and entertaining. 🤣🐭
Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 14, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Hashim (Guest) on November 13, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 4, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 4, 2020
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Nassor (Guest) on November 1, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 28, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Fadhila (Guest) on October 23, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 19, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Mchawi (Guest) on October 18, 2020
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Mchuma (Guest) on October 17, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 11, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Furaha (Guest) on October 3, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 26, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 20, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Saidi (Guest) on September 10, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Irene Makena (Guest) on September 1, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 24, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 23, 2020
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Mchawi (Guest) on August 6, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Latifa (Guest) on July 26, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
Rahim (Guest) on July 25, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Mgeni (Guest) on July 23, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 19, 2020
😆 I’m dying over here!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 14, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 9, 2020
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Azima (Guest) on July 5, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Mwajabu (Guest) on June 28, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Omar (Guest) on June 23, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Binti (Guest) on June 21, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 13, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 9, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Mhina (Guest) on June 7, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 7, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 6, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Ramadhan (Guest) on May 31, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 13, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Asha (Guest) on May 9, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Jaffar (Guest) on May 7, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 7, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 1, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Mchuma (Guest) on April 22, 2020
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Bahati (Guest) on April 18, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 13, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 1, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 27, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 22, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 19, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 9, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 4, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 1, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 7, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 5, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 30, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 18, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Latifa (Guest) on January 11, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 9, 2020
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 1, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Jafari (Guest) on December 24, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 22, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 22, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!