A math teacher's favorite type of dessert is... π! 🥧
Explanation: A math teacher's favorite dessert is π (pi), which is a mathematical constant representing the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. It's a clever play on words since π sounds like "pie" and math teachers love all things related to numbers and geometry. Plus, who can resist a delicious slice of pie? 🤩
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 8, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 4, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 15, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Abdillah (Guest) on October 2, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 25, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 23, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 18, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Daudi (Guest) on September 7, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 6, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 23, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 18, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 14, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 27, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 25, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 24, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Muslima (Guest) on July 19, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 17, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Muslima (Guest) on July 7, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 6, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 28, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Maimuna (Guest) on June 26, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 8, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Nchi (Guest) on May 31, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 20, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Mtumwa (Guest) on May 15, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 4, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 29, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 26, 2020
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 14, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Raha (Guest) on April 5, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 3, 2020
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 31, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 28, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Anna Malela (Guest) on March 26, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 18, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 8, 2020
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Amir (Guest) on March 2, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 18, 2020
😁 This made my day!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 13, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 12, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Tambwe (Guest) on February 7, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Kiza (Guest) on February 7, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
Kiza (Guest) on February 4, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Frank Macha (Guest) on February 2, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 28, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 28, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 25, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Chris Okello (Guest) on January 24, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 8, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 31, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Nassor (Guest) on December 20, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Amina (Guest) on December 19, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 17, 2019
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Baraka (Guest) on December 15, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
James Malima (Guest) on December 15, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 11, 2019
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Abdullah (Guest) on December 8, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Safiya (Guest) on December 5, 2019
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Shamim (Guest) on November 11, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Bahati (Guest) on November 11, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵