What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 20, 2021

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Khamis (Guest) on November 14, 2021

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 9, 2021

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 1, 2021

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 1, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 31, 2021

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 22, 2021

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Biashara (Guest) on October 21, 2021

🤣 Sending this now!

Nyota (Guest) on October 15, 2021

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Maimuna (Guest) on October 7, 2021

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Sofia (Guest) on October 7, 2021

😁 This just made my day!

Khatib (Guest) on October 4, 2021

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Nchi (Guest) on October 1, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Mwanais (Guest) on September 25, 2021

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Nahida (Guest) on September 22, 2021

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 21, 2021

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mashaka (Guest) on September 20, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 10, 2021

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Leila (Guest) on September 9, 2021

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Zakia (Guest) on September 8, 2021

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Saidi (Guest) on September 1, 2021

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Daudi (Guest) on August 30, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 19, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Makame (Guest) on August 8, 2021

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 8, 2021

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 2, 2021

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 1, 2021

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 1, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 27, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 26, 2021

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Salima (Guest) on July 25, 2021

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Amir (Guest) on July 24, 2021

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 23, 2021

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Farida (Guest) on July 17, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 21, 2021

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 18, 2021

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 11, 2021

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Issa (Guest) on June 9, 2021

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 4, 2021

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 29, 2021

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 25, 2021

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Rukia (Guest) on May 20, 2021

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 18, 2021

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 15, 2021

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 1, 2021

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 21, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 14, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Chum (Guest) on April 14, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 8, 2021

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Selemani (Guest) on April 6, 2021

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Nassar (Guest) on April 2, 2021

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Asha (Guest) on March 22, 2021

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Mchawi (Guest) on March 21, 2021

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Nchi (Guest) on March 18, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 17, 2021

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Furaha (Guest) on March 8, 2021

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 7, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Abubakar (Guest) on February 28, 2021

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 10, 2021

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Yahya (Guest) on February 7, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷