Short Answer: "You're looking sharp today! 🥄💁♂️🔪"
Explanation: In this funny response, the spoon is complimenting the knife by saying that it looks sharp. However, the wordplay here is that the spoon is also referring to the knife's physical appearance as well as its cutting ability. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful touch to the response, making it even more enjoyable.
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 14, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Samuel Were (Guest) on October 9, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
James Kawawa (Guest) on October 4, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 1, 2021
😆 Totally hilarious!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 28, 2021
😆 This one really got me!
Victor Malima (Guest) on September 27, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 27, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 27, 2021
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 21, 2021
😅 I needed that!
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 20, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 19, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Sharifa (Guest) on September 15, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 15, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Abdillah (Guest) on September 13, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Victor Malima (Guest) on September 4, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 1, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Mohamed (Guest) on August 23, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Yusra (Guest) on August 22, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 18, 2021
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 17, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 13, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 6, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Maulid (Guest) on July 30, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Sofia (Guest) on July 23, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 18, 2021
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Fadhila (Guest) on July 14, 2021
😄 You got me good!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 8, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 8, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Safiya (Guest) on June 28, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Zainab (Guest) on June 26, 2021
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Chum (Guest) on June 24, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Tabu (Guest) on June 24, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 13, 2021
😄 You got me!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 8, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Daudi (Guest) on June 1, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Fatuma (Guest) on May 30, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
David Ochieng (Guest) on May 21, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 21, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 17, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Mwagonda (Guest) on May 10, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Khadija (Guest) on May 2, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 2, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 26, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Sekela (Guest) on April 25, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 24, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 20, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 19, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 18, 2021
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 12, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 4, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
James Malima (Guest) on April 4, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 3, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Abubakar (Guest) on March 26, 2021
😆 Bookmarking this!
Husna (Guest) on March 6, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
John Kamande (Guest) on February 24, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 23, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Binti (Guest) on February 15, 2021
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 14, 2021
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 14, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 13, 2021
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪